{"id":923,"date":"2008-03-14T07:42:46","date_gmt":"2008-03-14T07:42:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.alexsuze.com\/?p=923"},"modified":"2008-03-14T09:08:30","modified_gmt":"2008-03-14T09:08:30","slug":"fuck-fuck-fuck","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=923","title":{"rendered":"Fuck, Fuck, Fuck!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" vspace=\"5\" align=\"left\" width=\"140\" src=\"\/images\/glenfiddich.jpg\" hspace=\"5\" height=\"300\" style=\"width: 140px; height: 300px\" \/>Don&#8217;t ask!<\/p>\n<p>Yesterday was a dog of a day, not a dog-day, just a dog of a day. It started off fine with a few pieces of good news and some encouraging developments around<a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/a-rouse.com\" title=\"Adult Web News\"> A-Rouse.com<\/a> and other things that we have bubbling.<\/p>\n<p>Then, when I got home from work it turned to shit, real shit.<\/p>\n<p>Imagine the shittiest shit you can think of then raise it to a power. Shit to the &#8220;n&#8221;. There you have it. I suppose it&#8217;s about this time I ought to explain that I can&#8217;t explain exactly what happened. I can say what didn&#8217;t happen. There&#8217;s nothing wrong between me and Suze, at all Well apart from the fact that we&#8217;re pissed off at a couple of people. We&#8217;re solid and happy and supportive of one another. At this point in time we need to be. I mean why is it that people have to be such selfish tossers?<\/p>\n<p>Is this a bit babbling? Ahhhh, that would be because I&#8217;m drunk. The sound of a cork slipping from the neck of a bottle was too enticing after what happened just after I got home. The round resonant note formed by the act of un-corking a bottle of fermented grape juice called to me. And I succumbed.<\/p>\n<p>So in actual fact while I&#8217;m intending to post this tomorrow, I&#8217;m writing it tonight, or last night if you&#8217;re reading this as the morning post. And while I&#8217;m referring to last night, it&#8217;s actually earlier this evening. Sorry if that&#8217;s confusing.<\/p>\n<p>[&#8220;Alex! You just confused the hell out me\u2026reading this tonight..oh shit, has that confused it even more?&#8221; Suze]<\/p>\n<p>Oh bugger it, enough of the explanation and down to a rather weird observation about bottles.<\/p>\n<p>After we&#8217;d made love tonight I realised that I had drunk waaaayyyy too much. And on a work night, very unprofessional of me. Want to make something of it? LOL.<\/p>\n<p>It never occurred to me before that the different sounds created by the removal of a cork from different wines and spirits is so unique. Wine and whisky sound different, even different malts have a different tone and as you empty the bottle the tone becomes deeper, more resonant. I love tuning whisky bottles. Hic!<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t intend to drink any whisky tonight as it will make me very ill indeed, but I had to mention it. Maybe I&#8217;ll save the tuning until the weekend. I&#8217;ll resist the warm golden allure of the malt until then.<\/p>\n<p>Sorry, too drunk to continue writing.<\/p>\n<p>Let me just say this. I love Suze with all my heart and when someone upsets her it upsets me. It&#8217;s only in times of adversity that you really get to understand how much you care about each other and tonight has reminded me that she&#8217;s the one thing that I could never give up, the one that I would gladly do anything for.<\/p>\n<p>[&#8220;I&#8217;m going to cry now&#8221; Suze]<\/p>\n<p>Despite the fact that the arses who caused me to write this post will never read this, saying it in the blog helped.<\/p>\n<p>Thank you and good night.<\/p>\n<p>Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz \u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Don&#8217;t ask! Yesterday was a dog of a day, not a dog-day, just a dog of a day. 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