{"id":9250,"date":"2010-09-24T07:52:18","date_gmt":"2010-09-24T07:52:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=9250"},"modified":"2010-09-23T16:57:27","modified_gmt":"2010-09-23T16:57:27","slug":"geting-my-hand-into-a-mans-pants","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=9250","title":{"rendered":"Geting My Hand Into A Man&#8217;s Pants"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft\" style=\"float: left; border: 0; margin: 5px;\" src=\"\/images\/wetcottonshorts.jpg\" alt=\"Wet Shorts\" width=\"250\" height=\"237\" \/>Not being a bloke I can&#8217;t say I have ever acquainted myself with the difficulties faced by left handed men when it comes to underwear.  It really isn&#8217;t something that crossed my mind.<\/p>\n<p>In fact until recently I didn&#8217;t understand the rules of &#8220;dressing&#8221; for me, to me they were a little like the off side rule.  Lol  Alex put me straight on that, I&#8217;m glad we girls don&#8217;t need to consider which way to place our bits and pieces.<\/p>\n<p>However HOM had addressed the problem of men wearing Y-Fronts struggling to get their winkies out.  They have created a range that unlike conventional underwear which has a vertical opening has an horizontal one just under the waistband.<\/p>\n<p>One thing did just occur to me, how do you stop you dinkle making a break for it when he is excited?  \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Not being a bloke I can&#8217;t say I have ever acquainted myself with the difficulties faced by left handed men when it comes to underwear. It really isn&#8217;t something that &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=9250\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1120,3,35],"tags":[2256],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9250"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9250"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9250\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15737,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9250\/revisions\/15737"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9250"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9250"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9250"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}