{"id":9620,"date":"2010-10-14T10:52:34","date_gmt":"2010-10-14T10:52:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=9620"},"modified":"2010-10-14T10:15:10","modified_gmt":"2010-10-14T10:15:10","slug":"dirty-fucking-filthy-secret","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=9620","title":{"rendered":"Dirty Filthy Fucking Secret  ;)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/venusshot.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-9621\" title=\"Venus Berlin\" src=\"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/venusshot-300x205.jpg\" alt=\"Venus Berlin\" width=\"300\" height=\"205\" srcset=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/venusshot-300x205.jpg 300w, https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/venusshot.jpg 400w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a>As\u00a0I mentioned yesterday there are only 7 days until we fly out to Berlin for the Venus Sexpo!<\/p>\n<p>So today I&#8217;ve been spending some time sweeping the house for toys, porn DVD&#8217;s and all the other naughty stuff we have lying around the house for both pleasure and review.<\/p>\n<p>Alex&#8217;s parents will be popping in while we are away to make sure the cat is fed and watered and hasn&#8217;t moved his girlfriend in.\u00a0 lol\u00a0 So we have to ensure that there is nothing left lying around.<\/p>\n<p>I bet we still manage to miss something, just like the other day when the telecoms guy was here.\u00a0 \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As\u00a0I mentioned yesterday there are only 7 days until we fly out to Berlin for the Venus Sexpo! So today I&#8217;ve been spending some time sweeping the house for toys, &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=9620\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9620"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9620"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9620\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9624,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9620\/revisions\/9624"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9620"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9620"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9620"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}