{"id":9649,"date":"2010-10-16T00:52:42","date_gmt":"2010-10-16T00:52:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=9649"},"modified":"2010-10-15T21:48:29","modified_gmt":"2010-10-15T21:48:29","slug":"anal-with-total-strangers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=9649","title":{"rendered":"Anal With Total Strangers"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft\" style=\"float: left; border: 0; margin: 5px;\" src=\"\/images\/clockworkorange.jpg\" alt=\"Alex\" width=\"380\" height=\"349\" \/>If there&#8217;s one thing that you shouldn&#8217;t look when going through customs it&#8217;s nervous. That could prove a little difficult on our way back from Berlin. We&#8217;re hoping to be weighed down with goodies from the show.<\/p>\n<p>With a suitcase full of battery powered electronic items that could lead to some interesting conversations when the bags get X-Rayed. Did you pack this yourself? Acquires a whole new level of horror as questions go when you have a suitcase full of dildos and lube.<\/p>\n<p>So I&#8217;ll be practicing my poker face for the next few days.<\/p>\n<p>That way I can avoid the sound of a latex glove being snapped onto a large hand and the splurt of lubricant behind me. Aaaaarrrggghh!<\/p>\n<p>Funny the thoughts you have as you drift off to sleep.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If there&#8217;s one thing that you shouldn&#8217;t look when going through customs it&#8217;s nervous. That could prove a little difficult on our way back from Berlin. We&#8217;re hoping to be &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=9649\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1120,3],"tags":[2725],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9649"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9649"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9649\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9651,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9649\/revisions\/9651"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9649"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9649"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9649"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}