{"id":9683,"date":"2010-10-18T01:52:59","date_gmt":"2010-10-18T01:52:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=9683"},"modified":"2010-10-17T21:36:48","modified_gmt":"2010-10-17T21:36:48","slug":"pull-it-and-fuck-me-hard","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=9683","title":{"rendered":"Pull It And Fuck Me Hard!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft\" title=\"Big Hair\" src=\"\/images\/big-hair.jpg\" alt=\"Big Hair\" width=\"275\" height=\"344\" \/>I don\u2019t know why I did it, last time I vowed it would be the last time and yet I still went ahead despite everything.\u00a0 It\u2019s possibly because I\u2019m so tight with my money.\u00a0 Lol<\/p>\n<p>If you were wondering exactly what I was wittering on about, it\u2019s my hair.\u00a0 I only have it trimmed every 4 moths or so because I have it tied back most of the time I really don\u2019t notice that it needs cutting.\u00a0 I\u2019ve always done my own fringe maintenance, so I only go when the ends look a wee bit straggly.<\/p>\n<p>The salon I go too does a wet trim and quick blow dry for just \u00a310 which is good value.\u00a0 Or rather it would be if the dozy cow who cuts it would pay attention!\u00a0 Last time I visited she did just what she said and cut off (are you listening you stupid cow!) just an inch.<\/p>\n<p>She asked me how much I wanted trimming off the ends and I said \u201chow much to tidy up the ends?\u201d and she replied and inch.\u00a0 Now giving her a chance because last time she may have gotten distracted I agreed.<\/p>\n<p>More fool me\u2026<\/p>\n<p>I watched her cut it and yes she did appear to be cutting an inch off with each snip.\u00a0 What I didn\u2019t realise was that this was going to be repeated until the end result was far more.\u00a0 No wonder she didn\u2019t show me the rear of my head in the mirror as they usually do.\u00a0 I think she must have cut away a good 3 inches off the length.<\/p>\n<p>Now I can barely gather it in to a ponytail but thankfully Alex can still grab a good handful as he fucks me from behind.\u00a0 \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I don\u2019t know why I did it, last time I vowed it would be the last time and yet I still went ahead despite everything.\u00a0 It\u2019s possibly because I\u2019m so &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=9683\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1120,3,35],"tags":[2739,2738],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9683"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9683"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9683\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9685,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9683\/revisions\/9685"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9683"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9683"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9683"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}