{"id":9748,"date":"2010-10-19T15:55:48","date_gmt":"2010-10-19T15:55:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=9748"},"modified":"2010-10-19T09:11:53","modified_gmt":"2010-10-19T09:11:53","slug":"breast-creaming","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=9748","title":{"rendered":"Breast Creaming"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft\" style=\"margin: 5px;\" title=\"Breasts\" src=\"\/images\/oiled-breasts.jpg\" alt=\"Breasts\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" \/>It never fails to amaze me what they will bring out next which promises women larger breast sizes.\u00a0 As a teenager I recall my mother had some kind of spray contraption you fitted to the cold tap which sprayed cold water on your breast so firm them.\u00a0 It looked some hideous comedy prop but it obviously made her feel that whilst she stood in the bathroom hovering over the bath getting her death of cold that something good was happening to her breast tissue.<\/p>\n<p>Since then there have been numerous lotions and potions all making the same claim and promise of a firmer and larger bust.<\/p>\n<p>But if you think about it, breast tissue is supported underneath by the various chest muscles just as a good bra supports then you would think firming up the chest muscles would do the same internally and that none of these lotions and potions could possibly do anything other than make your skin softer.<\/p>\n<p>I\u2019m reminded of all this as yet another expensive \u201csolution in a bottle\u201d hits the market.\u00a0 Cosmetic company Radial have brought out Boob Job Jel which claims to both lift and plump up to an inch if used daily over an 8 week period.<\/p>\n<p>So how much is this wonder cream I ask?\u00a0\u00a0 It\u2019s a snip at just \u00a3125 and I have no idea for how much, it doesn\u2019t say on the site.\u00a0 Furthermore, you can also buy, get this\u2026Tummy Tuck by the same company.<\/p>\n<p>Tell you what I think I\u2019ll invest in a good quality moisturiser and the gym thanks.\u00a0 lol<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It never fails to amaze me what they will bring out next which promises women larger breast sizes.\u00a0 As a teenager I recall my mother had some kind of spray &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=9748\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[14,3,35],"tags":[2750],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9748"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9748"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9748\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9750,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9748\/revisions\/9750"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9748"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9748"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9748"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}