{"id":982,"date":"2008-03-29T19:42:41","date_gmt":"2008-03-29T19:42:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.alexsuze.com\/?p=982"},"modified":"2008-03-29T21:53:56","modified_gmt":"2008-03-29T21:53:56","slug":"fucking-time-for-summer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=982","title":{"rendered":"Fucking Time For Summer"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img vspace=\"5\" align=\"left\" src=\"\/images\/suzeclock.jpg\" hspace=\"5\" alt=\"Suze Porn Clock\" title=\"Suze Porn Clock\" \/>We made it through another winter, with no snow (well none to speak of) and quite mild weather this year. I suppose we have global warming to thank for that.<\/p>\n<p>And tonight here in the UK we advance our clocks by one hour as we enter British Summer time. I just hope someone tells the weather gods. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p>But there is one thing I&#8217;m not happy about, we loose an hour in bed and you know just how much that means to me. On a positive note though, we should have an hours extra light to frolic in. \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n<p>I do hope that this Summer is better than last, the incessant rainfall and flooding made everyone very miserable.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve given you all a Suze clock to brighten up your day. \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We made it through another winter, with no snow (well none to speak of) and quite mild weather this year. I suppose we have global warming to thank for that. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=982\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/982"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=982"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/982\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=982"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=982"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=982"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}