{"id":9929,"date":"2010-10-28T22:53:00","date_gmt":"2010-10-28T22:53:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=9929"},"modified":"2010-10-28T21:00:33","modified_gmt":"2010-10-28T21:00:33","slug":"breasts-to-die-for","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=9929","title":{"rendered":"Breasts To Die For"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft\" style=\"margin: 5px;\" title=\"Silly Boobs\" src=\"\/images\/silly-boobs.jpg\" alt=\"Silly Boobs\" width=\"275\" height=\"367\" \/>I\u2019ve boosted my boobs in many ways over the years, the earliest of these was the folded up tissues in the base of the cup, adding those vital inches and pushing them up even more.<\/p>\n<p>Then came the Wonder Bra with its boob boosting pads which inserted in to a small pocket in the base of the cup.\u00a0 I\u2019ve a story to tell about that, I\u2019ll have to remember to resurrect it. It\u2019s very funny.\u00a0 \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p>Next came the foam fillets, I recall buying a pack of those some years ago, they were basically like the ones in the wonder bra but plumper and they had a habit of making a bid for freedom.<\/p>\n<p>Gel filled bras which gave a softer more natural uplift and plumping effect are more recent and very effective but I found the added weight isn\u2019t so good.\u00a0 So it\u2019s a good job that my breasts don\u2019t really need enhancement these days, they are finally a size I am happy with.<\/p>\n<p>One thing I have never done with my bra\u2019s is to use them as a purse.\u00a0 I\u2019ve seen women retrieve money from them and other items just like a magician.\u00a0 But I bet they never used it to store liquid sedatives to drug men and enable you to take their wallets <a title=\"Bra Thief\" href=\"http:\/\/www.metro.co.uk\/news\/844290-woman-wore-bra-packed-with-sedatives-to-steal-from-men\" target=\"_blank\">like this woman did<\/a>.\u00a0 That takes some front\u2026sorry couldn\u2019t resist that.\u00a0 \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I\u2019ve boosted my boobs in many ways over the years, the earliest of these was the folded up tissues in the base of the cup, adding those vital inches and &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=9929\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[14,3,35],"tags":[2772],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9929"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9929"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9929\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9931,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9929\/revisions\/9931"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9929"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9929"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9929"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}