{"id":9955,"date":"2010-10-30T21:55:06","date_gmt":"2010-10-30T21:55:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=9955"},"modified":"2010-10-30T19:48:44","modified_gmt":"2010-10-30T19:48:44","slug":"horny-halloween","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=9955","title":{"rendered":"Horny Halloween"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft\" style=\"margin: 5px;\" title=\"Witch\" src=\"\/images\/witch-01.jpg\" alt=\"Witch\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" \/>Oooooh! It\u2019s Halloween! Well almost.<\/p>\n<p>It\u2019s always a danger when manufacturers produce products that can only be sensibly sold at one time of year, take the Christmas themed Rub My Duckie from big Teaze Toys.<\/p>\n<p>Of course around Halloween sex toy manufacturers try the same thing. We have done a few <a title=\"Sex Toy Reviews\" href=\"http:\/\/sextoysbuzz.com\" target=\"_blank\">sex toy reviews<\/a> around Valentines day sex toys but nothing specifically around Halloween. The nearest is a set of glow in the dark bondage restraints over on <a title=\"Sex Toy Reviews\" href=\"http:\/\/sextoysbuzz.com\" target=\"_blank\">SexToysBuzz.com<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>What I did pick up recently (from eroFame in Berlin) was a glow in the dark Nexus prostate massager.\u00a0 I suppose that counts as Halloween themed.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Oooooh! It\u2019s Halloween! Well almost. It\u2019s always a danger when manufacturers produce products that can only be sensibly sold at one time of year, take the Christmas themed Rub My &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=9955\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9955"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9955"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9955\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9957,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9955\/revisions\/9957"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9955"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9955"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9955"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}