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\"Sun<\/p>\n

Yesterday we popped out to do a bit of shopping out to do a bit of shopping. One thing we needed was a magnifying glass \u2026 no, not because of failing eyesight but because there seems to be a conspiracy by the makers of sex toys to print the instructions on packaging smaller and smaller. When combined with low contrast colour combinations like white on silver it makes it almost impossible for us as sex toy testers<\/a> to provide the information we need to go alongside our sex toy reviews<\/a> over at Sex Toys Buzz.<\/p>\n

As always when we buy something these days it seems we have an ulterior motive. Makes shopping more interesting.<\/p>\n

See ya’ll later<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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