Kangaroo Willy that is.
I just read a really funny story in the Sun newspaper, not highly regarded for its in depth reporting but a good laugh if you’re into smut. And I am. 😉
As the new program “I’m A Celebrity” is about to be launched she has reportedly said that she is not going to eat any willies. Now, call me cynical but I don’t think it would be her first time, do you?
This statement also amused me
“I have requested that because I have veneers [on my teeth], if there is anything nice and chewy, I better have a knife and fork – otherwise I won’t be able to chew it.”
Reminder to myself not to have fake looking veneers or I may have to employ someone to chew my food for me.
I can’t wait to see how Jordan gets on in there as this is her second visit and she found it necessary to stock up on botox before she went. Whereas the gorgeous Sam Fox looks like she could take on anything and I’m up for offers.
My money is on the feisty Fox. 😉