The Cute Ass Is The Thing
Now, I can’t work out if I’m excited by the cute ass … … or if I’m turned off by the fact the bikini bottoms have been up a sweaty … Read More
Month: July 2010
Like A Virgin, Oooh!
I’m not going to make any assertions as to whether Madonna was a virgin when she made this song. Though her first time when it comes to hit songs is … Read More
Cumming In Leather
He watched her scurry across the carpark, her kitten heels clipping on the pavement until she reached her car. Her raincoat was draped over her arm, not quite concealing the … Read More
Cum On Her Glasses
Glasses fetish is quite common, it’s definitely real because there’s a Japanese name for it Meganekko. Then again there’s a Japanese word for pretty much any fetish you can think … Read More
Getting Cock In The Great Outdoors
I was rather amused to read a story on the BBC website today in the same way that as a child I took great delight in looking up naughty words … Read More
Cumming For Ruth
He’d walked past her every day, occasionally nodding, exchanging the sort of polite style that co-workers do when they recognise each other’s face but don’t know their name. Months passed … Read More
July Sex Toy Roundup
Well June certainly was another busy month for both of us in terms of developing the sites and reviewing products, with a few new and exclusive items on the list. … Read More
Wining And Moaning
As if we needed an excuse to partake in a glass of good red wine, we now have an excellent reason. A study has been carried out on 800 women … Read More
Town Of Fuck
Can you believe that there is a small Austrian village in the municipality of Tarsdorf. It is situated 21 miles north of Salzburgh if you are thinking of looking it … Read More
Not So Virtual Porn
Here’s a good idea for a site, and this one is free to anyone, I’m putting it into the public domain. You know all those church sign sites where you … Read More
Naughty Playmate
I quite often enter a text string in to Google images just to see what pops up against it. The results can sometimes be quite astonishing. Today my search term … Read More
Bad, Bad Animals
Before we start this is not in the sexual sense. Scroll down for the smutty stuff. 😉 I watched a very interesting program a few weeks ago about individuals afflicted … Read More
The Funniest Yet Disturbing Sex Video
American Psycho was a film that we didn’t watch for a long time. The reason was simple. It looked a bit naff from the cover design and it had the … Read More
Fuck Me Hurt Me
I don’t think I have ever thought of the phrases “fuck me” and “hurt me” as anything other than being mutually exclusive. You see I like a bit of a … Read More
Show Your Pussy Stupid Girl
We have all had a shot at taking dirty pictures of each other. Well, most of us. Lol I’ve done my fair share of playing model and camera girl. The … Read More
Foaming Blow Job
Last week I was reading all over the Internet about a German guy who had made a spoof ad featuring Sprite. Max Isaacson the German creator of the ads said … Read More
Gimme Real Girls To Fuck
I’ve just finished one of my more random Internet excursions that took me way back to my childhood. The details of my Web journey are irrelevant though it confirmed to … Read More
Getting In Her Pants
And so does everyone else. Lol Are you sat there asking “Who is she?” just like I did earlier today. She is the gorgeous Ana Beatriz Barros. She is a … Read More
Mega Lube For Mega Anal
We took a trip out to the Sex Shop last weekend. I forgot to tell you about it. It’s a great place to check out the consumers and what they … Read More