Louis Theroux and the Porn Industry
As you can imagine we’ve seen some peculiar things in our time in the adult industry. But the novelty of the obscure is less interesting and life changing than the … Read More
Category: Non-Fiction
Non-Fiction
Awkward Conversations
Time was when you could predict the topics of conversation you’d have with your friends and family. But times move on and as I get older the diversity and randomness … Read More
Smooth Shaved Pussy
It’s nice to surprise your partner from time to time. It doesn’t have to be a big thing, or expensive, just unexpected. When we first moved into a flat together … Read More
5 Sexual New Year’s Resolutions
It’s that time of year again when we all say we’re going to do things and don’t. Well in general that’s why I don’t make New Year’s resolutions, because frankly … Read More
500 Words “Squirt”
It was late, we’d both had a lot to drink and the taxi had just delivered us safely back home. We both rushed to the bathroom and like a gentleman … Read More
Button Flies
We had some good news last week so a lot of the tension that has been with us for several months has started to dissipate. That doesn’t mean we’re at … Read More
Strap-On Sex Image
One from a few years back on a shoot with an adult channel.
Lunchtime Legs (In Stockings)
The lovely Sam Bentley getting into the mood. Enjoyed this shoot …
Talking Dirty With Hot Girls
I’ve done a lot of things since I’ve been involved in the adult industry and not all of them are public knowledge. That’s not because I’ve done anything I’m not … Read More
Moving With Sex Toys
One of the logistical problems of being in the sex toy reviewing business is that whenever anyone comes round you have to make sure the house is clear of adult … Read More
Sex With No Squeaks
It’s very easy to become accustomed to something that is glaringly obvious to others and to a certain degree that’s exactly what happened with us and our bed. We had … Read More
Getting Down To (Dirty) Business
We arrived after another harrowing taxi journey to the eroFame show for the start of day two just after the gates opened. Alex and I had spent the previous evening … Read More
Being Watched While A Stranger Gives You Head
Last night I got head from a porn star while Suze watched, and she loved it. OK so that’s a bit disingenuous because the porn star was actually one of … Read More
Meeting Up With Adult Friends
That should actually read. Meeting up with friends in the adult industry. I’m talking eroFame here. As I mentioned earlier, it has to be the largest B 2 B adult … Read More
Exotic Init?
In 1921 the actor Rodolfo Alfonso Raffaello Pierre Filibert Guglielmi di Valentina d’Antonguolla, or has he’s more commonly known, Rudolph Valentino starred in a film called the Sheik and in … Read More
Naughty Decorating, No – Even Better Than That
I remember writing a post ages ago about decorating one summer, with Suze in her overalls with not much underneath. One thing led to another, you can fill in the … Read More
Abstinence I’m Having None of That
If you’re a regular reader of AlexSuze.com you can’t have helped but notice that over the past few months we’ve been conspicuous by our absence in the posting department. Now … Read More
Eating Me Out In Bruges Or Should I Say, Eating Out In Bruge
The hotel’s restaurant was in the cellar of the building opposite our hotel and had windows facing out on to the canal which runs between the two. It was very … Read More
Buggering About In Bruge
A couple of weekends back Alex and I had a first. I know your naughty minds are conjuring up all sorts of naughty scenarios. Well, just put them back in … Read More
The Porn? It’s Blowing In The Wind
I decided to have a clear-out, and that includes a huge stash of magazines. No, not that sort of magazine! There’s no Fiesta, Mayfair, Razzle or Playboy in the pile … Read More