Opening Up Wide For You
It occurred to me just now, yes I’m writing this as the thoughts come to me. This blog is heavily themed around sex and sexuality, most if not all the … Read More
Month: December 2008
More Sex On The Beach
The British businessman Vince Acors 34 has now returned to England following the “sex on the beach” scandal over in Dubai where he and Michelle Palmer 36 were accused of … Read More
Paris Hilton Sex Tape, Again, and Again …
You would be surprised, or perhaps you wouldn’t be surprised at the amount of comment spam we get. What is quite amusing is that some comment spammers actually still try … Read More
How To Give Him A Blow Job He’ll Remember
They say if you want to know how to do something just ask. And that is exactly what I am doing. I’m asking a guy, my guy how he likes … Read More
Woo Hoo, Everyones Gone Lets Get It On
I love this time of year but it has really taken its toll on both of us this year. On the run up to Christmas we both came down with … Read More
Porn DVD Alert!
Suze and I were just discussing last night’s visit by my parents when I remembered the DVD player incident. OK, well potential incident. A few months ago we bought a … Read More
Small And Green But Ever So Sexy
It would be interesting to know if anyone else shares my enthusiasm for vegetables. I love them all, not one do I dislike. In fact I would go as far … Read More
Mini-Me’s Sex Tape
A little bit of poking around revealed this, an alleged sex tape of Mini-Me (Verne Troyer). Is it real or is it a fake. Click the image and you decide. … Read More
Bridgette The Midget
Here’s a tip for all of you who are a little bit under the weather and maybe suffering from a winter bug. Being in such a state can impair your … Read More
How Accessible Should Porn Be?
Michigan sees the enforcement of a new law on the 1st of January, relating to the concealment of adult content in stores or the containment of such material in restricted … Read More
Rock’n’Roll Groupies And Rampant Sex
A recent article on the BBC stated that Rock’n’Roll music, heavy rock to be precise, sells better during times of economic hardship. While that is the sort of thing that … Read More
Early Morning Screw With A Twist
Alex and I went to bed absolutely I was going to say fucked, yes I suppose we were. Entertaining family over the holiday period had taken more out of us … Read More
Sweet 17 – You Know What I Mean ;)
I’ve been sitting wandering around the Internet wondering what to write when it came to me via some of the music videos I had as background music. I think we’re … Read More
Giving Her The Creamy White Stuff She Wants Is All In The Wrist
I was making up some Bechamel Sauce for a lasagne this evening when it occurred to me that my wrist wasn’t getting tired. An odd enough thought for most people … Read More
Fucking Machines – Automated Arousal
I have written before about fucking machines they never fail to make me laugh and there are always new designs out there on the market. Which makes me ask “who … Read More
New Porn Star Ree Petra
We got a DVD out yesterday with Ree Petra. No, I’d never heard of her before, but when I first glanced the cover of the DVD I thought, ooh! … Read More
You’ve Been Fucked
We have a TV programme in the UK called You’ve Been framed. It is composed of amusing moments caught on camera by members of the public. Some of them are … Read More
Red Lights On Main Street
Neon light has only existed as a commercially available product for around 100 years and yet it forms part of our collective psyche. Its primary function is to advertise and … Read More
Don’t Watch This Unless You Want To Fuck!
I don’t claim to be an ardent fan of Moby but he has to be one of the most influential musicians around. He captivates and innovates with his unusual sounds … Read More