Open Wide
Today my post is about duck bondage…only joking. No, I haven’t had a visit to the dentists this morning. Try again… Got no idea? I’ve been to the doctors for … Read More
Month: November 2007
Strange Thought 2 – Any Old Vibes, Any, Any, Any Old Vibes
As you can imagine I’m building up…correction we are building up quite a collection of sex toys and adult products. The number locked suitcase under the bed is jam packed … Read More
Right Hand Strain
I woke up this morning and my right hand is killing me. No, I haven’t been pleasuing myself. We were out in the garden yesterday, putting it to bed for … Read More
Lip-Smakin’
I was on the road yesterday, navigating one of our more congested stretches of motorway. After crawling for fifteen miles behind a Polish HGV and now knowing its address in … Read More
Strange Thought 1 – Second Hand Toys For Sale
I may be alone in this but I quite often find my mind drifting off in to fantasy situations most of which are quite humorous. This often leads to me … Read More
Watching The Babysitter
When I was about 10 years old we lived next door to a family that we all got along with. They had a son of my own age and his … Read More
Kama Sutra Earthly Delights Gift Tin
Suze’s description of the Earthly Delights Gift Tin is pretty comprehensive and I couldn’t agree more about the relaxing and stimulating effect it had on us both. Its presentation is … Read More
Sensual, Sensory, Stimulation – Kama Sutra Earthly Delights Gift Tin
From the moment I opened the beautifully decorated tin my senses were bombarded with exotic aromas filled with promise. The Kama Sutra Earthly Delights Gift Tin, which really should be … Read More
Bad Pussy – Part 2
Judith swung her legs out of the taxi, tight, red leather skirt restricting her movements. She stood on the damp curb, adjusting her attire as the car drove off into … Read More
Sunshine And Sex
Today was the first day I drove into work before the sun had risen. In the gloomy half light I realised how much I am missing the brighter days that … Read More
Have Cock Will Travel
I was having a browse around the Internet the other day and discovered this novelty. Is novelty the correct term? I’m not sure. Anyway, I digress. Mr Limpy is available … Read More
First Class Sex
The train pulled away from the station and began to build up speed. Around the sparsely populated carriage our fellow passengers settled themselves for a long journey. A winter night, … Read More
Dogging And Swinging
Here’s another blast from the past. Two years ago we were writing about dogging, well Suze was. Are you detecting a theme here LOL. I recently reviewed the new SHM … Read More
Suze Is Just Filthy
The thought crossed my mind what we’d been posting on the blog 12 months ago. What I found amazed me. It only seems like yesterday that this post was published, … Read More
Dirty Talk
I have been back at work for almost a year now and it feels like much longer. My work colleagues now open up to me and hold some of the … Read More
Looking Up – Feeling Better
OK so I was Mr Grumpy pants earlier, and to a certain extent I still am. I’m going to be spitting feathers all weekend about the fact that we’re not … Read More
Erotica 07 – Things That Make You Go Hmmm
Today is the first day of Erotica 07 at London’s Olympia. And we aren’t going. Apparently everyone else is. Arse. Sadly, circumstances mean that we’re unable to attend this year … Read More
Does Sex Smell?
Following on from my Slow Fuck post the other day, I though you may want to know how I was reminded of my early morning screw. Well, it all occurred … Read More
More Sex On The Move
I finally got the A-Rouse.com mobile site (mobile.a-rouse.com) working. Don’t ask, it was sily error on my part and I should have spotted it in seconds. Anyway it’s up now … Read More