Like A Virgin’s First Time, Anyone?
I’m not going to make any assertions as to whether Madonna was a virgin when she made this song. Though her first time when it comes to hit songs is … Read More
Month: July 2009
Pornstar Slams It Home
I have just been reading about Stormy Daniels being arrested. Boy, she certainly earned that name didn’t she. Of all the reasons to loose your temper and attack your partner. … Read More
Horny & Busty Reunion
When I handed my notice in I was so eager to get out of that place that I used my holiday to whittle down my remaining days. This meant that … Read More
Cumming For The Boss
If you didn’t know it already today is National Orgasm Day. Yes there’s a day for everything. And this is far more exciting than National Cheese Day, yes there is … Read More
Leather Masturbation
He watched her scurry across the carpark, her kitten heels clipping on the pavement until she reached her car. Her raincoat was draped over her arm, not quite concealing the … Read More
Setting My Pussy Free!
After almost 21 days of incarceration my pussy is now free. I bet there are lots of you out there who haven’t been keeping up. Go on, raise your hands … Read More
Naughty Doctors & Nurses
I remember the launch of ER in the UK and the impact it had on me. There hadn’t been anything comparable on British television before then. Yes we had Casualty … Read More
Goop On Her Glasses
Glasses fetish is quite common, it’s definitely real because there’s a Japanese name for it Meganekko. Then again there’s a Japanese word for pretty much any fetish you can think … Read More
Making You Wine & Moan
As if we needed an excuse to partake in a glass of good red wine, we now have an excellent reason. A study has been carried out on 800 women … Read More
Naughty Goings On in Hotel Rooms
There’s a photo feature over on the Telegraph at the moment about some of the bizarre things found in hotel rooms. They are all pretty amusing, though I have to … Read More
Austrian Fucking
Can you believe that there is a small Austrian village in the municipality of Tarsdorf. It is situated 21 miles north of Salzburgh if you are thinking of looking it … Read More
Getting Yourself Into Porn
Here’s a good idea for a site, and this one is free to anyone, I’m putting it into the public domain. You know all those church sign sites where you … Read More
Door To Door Sex
If a package of adult products fell off the back of a lorry and somehow made it to your door, would you go around giving them away? It seems like … Read More
Uncontrolled Animals
Before we start this is not in the sexual sense. Scroll down for the smutty stuff. 
I watched a very interesting program a few weeks ago about individuals afflicted … Read More
Fucked By The Plumber Or Just laying Pipe?
I just read this rather scathing review of “Too Close To The Sun” in the Telegraph by Charles Spencer. My favourite quote is, “Robinson is the kind of composer who … Read More
Sex In Lab Coats
I remember watching “The Making Of Me” in which John Barrowman tried to discover what makes him gay. Yes, newsflash John Barrowman is gay! For me he can be a … Read More
Not At All Vile Bodies
Evelyn Waugh was talking about something completely different when she wrote about London society and its decadence. Apt though because these living works of art from the other side of … Read More
Fucking The Piss Out Of Me
Alex and I have had a very emotionally fraught last few weeks. Tension has abounded in the household and not because of each other but external problems which we had … Read More
Bad Taste, Girl Spreading Legs
We have all had a shot at taking dirty pictures of each other. Well, most of us. Lol I’ve done my fair share of playing model and camera girl. The … Read More