A Cheeky Finger Up Your Ass And A Happy New Year
I’ve just spent the last two and a half hours watching the Alan Carr New Years show. It made a change from the usual dross that you have to watch … Read More
Month: December 2011
Ready For A Hot New Year?
Champing at the bit for a new year full of fun and sex? So are we.
Masturbation And Squirtting In The Kitchen
I was making up some Bechamel Sauce for a lasagne this evening when it occurred to me that my wrist wasn’t getting tired. An odd enough thought for most people … Read More
Porn Cock Ups
We have a TV programme in the UK called You’ve Been framed. It is composed of amusing moments caught on camera by members of the public. Some of them are … Read More
Porn? Deal!
It always amuses me when someone manages to hood wink the media and have another side to them which is naughty. The last case I read of this was when … Read More
Porn Times Two
I did something weird yesterday. I reviewed two Adult DVDs. For someone who reviews sex toys and DVDs you might not think that’s too unusual but frankly it is because … Read More
Sexy Red, Red Lights
Neon light has only existed as a commercially available product for around 100 years and yet it forms part of our collective psyche. Its primary function is to advertise and … Read More
Pussy Licking Goodness
Human beings have been experimenting with sex for thousands of years so it came as no shock to me to find out that cunnilingus has been around since at least … Read More
Chocolate Coated Nipples
Hands up everyone who has over indulged this Christmas. I’ll guess that anyone not raising their hand was too stuffed with food and lethargic to raise an appendage. I mean … Read More
Dirty Dungeon Bitches
It’s a fact that some people are from a very early age predisposed towards a BDSM lifestyle. By inclination, upbringing or a combination of both they know that they need … Read More
Having A Woman’s Hour Of Masturbation
I always miss those little gems of naughtiness, television programs with lots of innuendo, programs with adult references and as I have just learned radio shows based upon female masturbation. … Read More
How Extreme Does Hentai Have To Be
How big is too big when it comes to breasts on Hentai cartoons. This is a serious question. I like Japanese Manga, but I don’t actually get sexually aroused by … Read More
Sci-Fi Porn Shot
I would really love to be able to tell you the origin of this image but unfortunately the forum on which it appeared is now defunct and I can’t trace … Read More
Sexy Wax Play
When you have finished running around visiting friends and spending far too much time with relatives whilst over stuffing your face you may wish to take a break from the … Read More
Bad Little Elves
Santa’s little helpers are not so little these days.
XXX Festive
G’mornin’ pretty lady.
Sex With Your Clothes On
How long is it since you had sex with your clothes on? In some ways the frequency of clothed sex can be a barometer of the stage of your relationship. … Read More
Slipping In The Porn Where I Can
As you are aware I test and review adult products for a living. Therefore my daily routine usually involves playing with toys and watching porn…oh, and writing filth for the … Read More
Santa Likes Butt Sex
Paul McCarthy is apparently an artist who lives in LA. The inset picture is one of his pieces of art which was created in 2007 and displayed in a public … Read More
Dangerous Gym Sex
I’m no expert personal trainer type but I suspect this is a misuse of exercise equipment and probably very dangerous. However this sort of thing can only increase gym membership … Read More