Pervy PVC ;)
I just did a Google search for this term and found the image over to the left there. Strange how you can enter a search string for something quite specific … Read More
Month: November 2010
Hooker Trouble
I should imagine that most guys who use the services of a lady of the night would keep it secret and certainly wouldn’t involve the police. Not so for Ryan … Read More
Wanking Like A Pro
I was just finishing off my lunch at my desk when I felt the urge to search Google images for “strange wanking”. My search discovered this wonderful piece of machinery. It looks … Read More
Taste My Ass
If ever anyone had to fix my computer they would be amazed if they could look back through my search strings. Some of them are so bizarre but bring up … Read More
The Nastiest Of Porn
Before I start I’d like to put this post into perspective. I’ve met a few porn stars in recent years. I don’t mean that I’ve got a signed picture from … Read More
Masturbating Until It Hurts
I have some strange thoughts I know, don’t remind me but can frigging be bad for your health. I was reading an article last night about vibration white finger or … Read More
Getting Naked In The Car
There has been controversy surrounding Google’s street mapping right from the day it started. People were up in arms complaining that it infringed on their privacy and objected to it. … Read More
XXX Factor Babe
I don’t watch the X Factor on ITV. But I just found this clip of Nicole Scherzinger performing her latest solo single, Poison and I wish I had watched last … Read More
Red Hot Fishnets
We ordered a Chinese on the way home and sate it with a bottle of wine. It been a hard day, in more ways than one. She slipped upstairs for … Read More
Robots Get Their Rocks Off
I didn’t see this in Terminator Salvation, must have been cut.
Sexy Skirt, Sexy Stockings
The sex before work really set me up for the day. I resented having to go into the office but the memory of morning shag anaesthetised me from the worst … Read More
Sex In Soxs
Warmth is just warmth – right? Wrong. The warmth of a bed in the morning is like no other type of warmth, especially on a cold autumn morning. I could … Read More
What Is Your Fantasy Sir?
In the Film Risky Business, Tom Cruise has a dream where he screws the babysitter on his parent’s dining table. The cops surround the house and get on the bullhorn. … Read More
Anal Gaping Girls
I love porn, always have and now there is more variety than ever although I have to say that it is still rather formulaic and male orientated, even the stuff … Read More
Chocolate Pussy Fun
We are all familiar with chocolate boobs and willies, you can even cast your own life size willy with the help of your partner. But a new one on me … Read More
Sex With The Stranger
While walking across the office car park at lunch yesterday I wondered why, after ten days of feeling so utterly dejected I suddenly felt my spirits rise. It was the … Read More
Cum Kisses
Alex is very good at going down on me. He has a clever technique of tongue flicks and licks which can bring me so close to orgasm. I don’t recall … Read More
Dangerous Quicky Sex
I don’t go out like I used to any more. And to be honest I don’t miss it, I can’t be doing with the cattle market routine any more. Also, … Read More
Clitoral Masturbation Never Felt So Good
I was looking back through the hundreds of products we’ve reviewed over the years when it occurred to me that I have never reviewed the Pocket Rocket. They are supposed … Read More
Girls And Oral Sex
Before a girl had had her mouth around my cock I was totally unaware of how much technique oral sex could involve. My recollections of the first time a girl … Read More