Talk Dirty To Me
From time to time given the amount of smut I read it is inevitable that I will encounter some really badly written erotica. You know the sort, bad scenario, inadequate … Read More
Month: November 2009
Rim Me Baby Lick That Ass
If ever anyone had to fix my computer they would be amazed if they could look back through my search strings. Some of them are so bizarre but bring up … Read More
Dirty Fucking Slut!
Before I start I’d like to put this post into perspective. I’ve met a few porn stars in recent years. I don’t mean that I’ve got a signed picture from … Read More
Big Bad Butt Plug Action
Alex and I have experimented with quite a few anal toys now, well, Alex more so than me. I am working on it, presently I am able to take a … Read More
Masturbating Until It Really Hurts
I have some strange thoughts I know, don’t remind me but can frigging be bad for your health. I was reading an article last night about vibration white finger or … Read More
Watching Me Get Fucked
We had a late night last night, no nothing dirty before you ask. Someone pissed us off and we both settled down to sleep feeling like shit. But this morning … Read More
Sperm At The Seaside
Ilfracombe in Devon have got some free publicity after they decided to change their town’s logo to update its images. £5000 later they have nice simple blue log that they … Read More
Extreme Machine Sex
I didn’t see this in Terminator Salvation, must have been cut.
Down And Very Dirty
The rain spattered across the side window of the cab, driven at the glass by a bitterly cold north-easterly wind. Her legs were cold and wet from the wait at … Read More
Fucked In Fishnets
We ordered a Chinese on the way home and sate it with a bottle of wine. It been a hard day, in more ways than one. She slipped upstairs for … Read More
Shagged In Stockings
The sex before work really set me up for the day. I resented having to go into the office but the memory of morning shag anaesthetised me from the worst … Read More
Screwed In Socks
Warmth is just warmth – right? Wrong. The warmth of a bed in the morning is like no other type of warmth, especially on a cold autumn morning. I could … Read More
Fucking The Baby Sitter Again
In the Film Risky Business, Tom Cruise has a dream where he screws the babysitter on his parent’s dining table. The cops surround the house and get on the bullhorn. … Read More
Rubbing One Out
I came (appropriate word lol) across this image of the gorgeous Keeley Hazell I’m not sure where now. It’s one of the images from her 2010 calendar and it had … Read More
Gaping Crazy
I love porn, always have and now there is more variety than ever although I have to say that it is still rather formulaic and male orientated, even the stuff … Read More
Public Nudity In Australia
The Australians seem to be in to getting naked in public lately, only the other day I told you about the couple shagging in the clock tower and today we … Read More
Eating Out My Pussy
I’ve had a bit of a fun day at work today. I decided to search for fun ways with chocolate, naughty but nice. 😉 We are all familiar with chocolate … Read More
Cum Flavoured Kisses
Alex is very good at going down on me. He has a clever technique of tongue flicks and licks which can bring me so close to orgasm. I don’t recall … Read More
Fucking a Mysterious Stranger
While walking across the office car park at lunch yesterday I wondered why, after ten days of feeling so utterly dejected I suddenly felt my spirits rise. It was the … Read More