Heaving And Groaning
As we were in the area today we toddled off to the adult shop to swap a DVD. It was only a flying visit but we couldn’t believe our eyes … Read More
Month: January 2009
Sexy Valentine
Just in case anyone out there had forgotten, it’s only two weeks until Valentines Day. Valentines Day may be about love, but of course the expression of that love may … Read More
Men Can’t Help Acting On Impulse
Some impulses really should be suppressed. I’m not against a bit of anal exploration, done carefully, with the right sex toy and plenty of lube it can be fun if … Read More
Fuck Me Shoes At A Price!
I know it seems to have become a bit of a tradition that girls collect shoes but I have never been one to follow the norm. For me shoes are … Read More
He Broke My Pussy
Today I was naughty – I wagged work or for those who haven’t a clue what I meant by that, I didn’t go in and feigned illness. Yesterday we had … Read More
When I Fucked The Teacher
Apologies to Abba for that one. When I was at school my O-Level biology teacher was female. Boy was she female. I would fantasise about her quite regularly. The big … Read More
Porn At The Office
Now I must be working for the wrong company because there is no way that any of the staff where I work (with the exception of the IT guy) would … Read More
I Love Fucking Butt
Alex and I are opened minded when it comes to sex, as they say we are willing to try most things. If you had asked me a few years ago … Read More
Shooting Your Load Week After Week
The A-Team has to rank as one of the worlds cheesiest TV formats. Week after week thousands of rounds of ammunition were fired both by and at the renegade soldier/mercenaries … Read More
Sex, Drugs And ;)
The face of Amsterdam is about to change, Mayor Job Cohen wants the sex tourist resort cleaning up. He wants to close down half the famous Coffee shops and the … Read More
Snatched Away
Suze wanted a book recently and as is our way at the moment we find that buying online from a certain famous retailer is cheaper than the high street. Well, … Read More
Celebrity Nudes
When I wrote the post a couple of days ago about Ulrika Johnson being a bit of a MILF I didn’t mention that Googling her name produces some images that … Read More
Express Sex
We have all been there haven’t we? It’s late and you are driving back from a party or night on the town, you feel randy, he has the same thoughts … Read More
XTC Stripper
I shouldn’t laugh at other people’s misfortunes but sometimes the circumstances have you heaving with laughter. The headline read “A man who was smacked in the nose by a stripper’s … Read More
Brooke Skye’s Tight Pussy
The Fleshlight Girls Let me introduce you to the Fleshlight Girls; They are Tera Patrick, Paris Lia19, Raven Riley, Puma Swede, Brooke Skye, Kat Young, Sandee Westgate and Vanilla DeVille. … Read More
Tit Wanks In The Office
I told you the conversations at work just got better and better… Today we had to surrender our old bras for charity. One of Horny’s friends was collecting bras which … Read More
Bondage A New Way
Today my post is about duck bondage…only joking. No, I haven’t had a visit to the dentists this morning. Try again… Got no idea? I’ve been to the doctors for … Read More
Dirty Bitch, Just How You Like It
Sean’s face was red, beads of sweat were beginning to form as he yelled at her, his face only inches from hers. The words were just a noise to her … Read More
Private Lapdance
I love it when a reader engages in a post by giving you an insight in to their life and vision. This site covers topical sexual issues and hopefully inspires … Read More
Plug That Hole
This may be my dirty mind at work but Suze just read out the URL of the website for the sink cleaner we have http://plugholesneedlovetoo.com/. Does that sound dirty or … Read More