Fanny Farts

Or as it is know in other countries, queefing. I just learned that today. I know, you lot all knew about this expression years ago. Yeh, yeh, yeh! Naughty onomatopoeia … Read More

Safari

The full moon hung in an inky blue-black sky casting stark shadows across the dusty white soil of the “Dorset County Wildlife Reserve”. The air was still and warm, silence … Read More

Ring Ring Buzzzz

Well Alex got to open the package before me. Surprise, surprise, as he did use unfair methods to get to the post first. Grrrrr! Out popped the little box of … Read More

Hustle And Buzzle

The weather over here in the UK is still exceptionally hot. I love heatwave’s apart from the evening (indoors) it’s just too hot for having energetic sex. You just want … Read More

Deflated

Serendipity. I like that word, it’s the first one that came to mind when Suze told me she thought she was pregnant. The first thing I felt was quite different. … Read More

I’m Late…

Yes, you did read that right. Suze is late at starting her period this month. I’m not complaining from the copulating perspective, it’s nice not to have to be concerned … Read More

MSN And Then

Alex was an extremely naughty boy yesterday, he broke the company rules and set up MSN on his PC. We can now talk to each other at certain periods during … Read More

What Is A Piss-Up?

For the benefit of Mr Fab The Oxford English Dictionary (well the one we have) doesn’t list piss-up. However it does say: Piss v.t/I (vulgar) 1 to urinate. 2 (in … Read More

Risky Business

We only did a quick post this morning before we set out for a walk. The weather’s still warm here, but not as hot as the past week which has … Read More