Porn Photos You Don’t Hide From Your Girlfriend
Things are getting increasingly surreal around here at the moment. The more I think about it the more I realise how far from most people’s reality we actually are. Strangely … Read More
Month: April 2009
Dirty Books And Funny Looks
I was doing a bit of research today, no really it was research. I decided to get a copy of one of the lads mags to see what sort of … Read More
Getting Her Wet And Keeping Her Going
Laying in bed, gasping for a drink after a hot hard sex session (that was quite alliterative I out to write headlines for the red tops) it occurred to me … Read More
Erotic Piercing
I am not a fan of piercings, in fact too many is a real turn-off for me. So why is it that I’m becoming increasingly drawn to images of certain … Read More
Wanking For Money
I don’t know about you lot out there but I like to have a little frig every now and then between shags. 😉 In fact I sometimes have a little … Read More
The Little Things That Say “Fuck Me”
My first experience of porn was a tattered shred of an old Fiesta, or Knave magazine found in the fields behind my primary school. I assume it had been stashed … Read More
Pornstars On Your Facebook
Who would you accept onto your Facebook? Bearing in mind what happened to the silly Swiss woman who used Facebook while apparently “having a migraine” recently it’s a fair bet … Read More
He Wants To Get Inside My Panties
Apart from the chat I had with my old mates Horny and Busty the other day I have to say that work is becoming tedious and stressing me out. I … Read More
Glove Lovers
Every industry is suffering at the moment and if your industry has been in decline for a while the recession is a source of even more pain. One such industry … Read More
Driving It Home, Hard
I think there ought to be a new standard for measuring the size of hard disk drives. Why? Well we bought a couple of huge disks last week to ensure … Read More
Cuckolding Your Wife
My chat with the girls albeit short was certainly entertaining. The things they have done quite innocently are hilarious. Horny started to tell me about a guy that she met … Read More
Fucking Amazing
Last night was great fun. We tested one of our newly arrived toys together, then spent a little time on each other and finally made love again, just the two … Read More
Getting Dirty With Horny And Busty
I had a rare moment at work these days when I got chance to go to my old department and catch up on some of the gossip. I’m so busy … Read More
Anal What?
I just read a quick story on The Sun’s site regarding absurd tattoos and what were the people thinking when they had them done. To be quite honest, looking at … Read More
Nudes In The Alps
I suppose that naturism, or nudism as it was called when I was a nipper, is easy to comprehend for most people. The thought of divesting yourself of all the … Read More
Electric Anal Probe
I couldn’t believe this when I read it on my horoscope on my iGoogle on Friday. I don’t normally read horoscopes, I’m not a believe in astrology, but something drew … Read More
Porn Stars In Your Street
Would you recognise a porn star if you met them in the street? I don’t mean one you have seen on camera, but a professional porn performer who simply passed … Read More
Jenna Haze’s Darker Side
Lucky for us Google isn’t involved in the government’s ID card system in the UK. If they got their hands on the facial biometrics we could all end up in … Read More
Swinging Apprentice
Alex and I have been hooked on The Apprentice since we got in to watching it last year, it is a very addictive programme. Each year it takes us a … Read More