Dirty Books And Funny Looks

I was doing a bit of research today, no really it was research. I decided to get a copy of one of the lads mags to see what sort of thing your average male was reading in the print media these days.

Well, you should have seen the look I got from the woman in the supermarket. You’d have thought I’d bought “donkey buggerers monthly”. It’s only a laddish, softcore tits and arse mag I thought.

So I suspect I’ll be getting funny looks from now on when I buy my groceries.

You can imagine her thoughts … “Filthy man” … if only she knew. ROFLMAO