Smooth Shaved Pussy
It’s nice to surprise your partner from time to time. It doesn’t have to be a big thing, or expensive, just unexpected. When we first moved into a flat together … Read More
Category: Humour
Pinwheel Of Pleasure
Those of you who have been reading this blog since its conception way back in 2005 will be acquainted with the fact that Alex and I like a bit of … Read More
“This Morning” Bondage Shocker
Well, the FSOG bandwagon is approaching full speed isn’t it. Even ITV’s “This Morning” woke everyone up by featuring a “Beginner’s Guide to Bondage” and immediately providing the doltish “journalists” … Read More
Double Meanings
It’s interesting that some words and phrases have double meanings and that those meanings change depending on who is using them, who they are talking to and the situations in … Read More
Moving With Sex Toys
One of the logistical problems of being in the sex toy reviewing business is that whenever anyone comes round you have to make sure the house is clear of adult … Read More
Sex With No Squeaks
It’s very easy to become accustomed to something that is glaringly obvious to others and to a certain degree that’s exactly what happened with us and our bed. We had … Read More
The Porn? It’s Blowing In The Wind
I decided to have a clear-out, and that includes a huge stash of magazines. No, not that sort of magazine! There’s no Fiesta, Mayfair, Razzle or Playboy in the pile … Read More
Hump It Or Dump It?
I have so many products sent out to me for testing that every now and then I have to do a sex toy regroup and decide which products stay and … Read More
Going Hard and Going Home
Imagine the scene, it’s Friday and I’m driving home from the office in my car, which I will explain at this point is a large Mercedes 4×4. This puts me … Read More
Too Much Of A Good Thing
I seem to have spent the last 3 weeks eating out with friends, relatives and work acquaintances. Oh, and the woman from gym whose friend thought I was gay. Lol … Read More
Giving Oral Sex With A Russian Twist
I’ve only actually seen one Eastern European porn movie “Moscow MILFs” and that wasn’t I’m afraid the biggest turn on I’ve ever experienced
Clitoral Reluctance
Sometimes it is down to the sex toy not hitting the mark or a lack of lubrication around your clitoris. The simple addition of water based lubricant or even spit can aid clitoral stimulation. It took me a while to realise this but the wetter you are when indulging in clitoral play the more you tend to feel.
Power At The Plate
I’ve been going to gym for some time now and one piece of equipment totally mystifies me. The Power Plate. What the fuck is it supposed to do?
Sexting – Whatever that is?
At the risk of being a bit of a pedant I do likes words to have a fixed meaning, or at least meanings that don’t change over time in an … Read More
Sex With Strangers and Other Wild Porno Stories
If you’re going to tell a tall story and pretend that it’s true you really have to reign in your imagination. And over the years as sex bloggers we’ve read … Read More
Serious Lack Of Talent At Gym
I walked in to gym today to a more pleasant environment, yes it was warm but not too warm and there were only a few people around. Consequently this included … Read More
At Gym, It’s Getting Hot In Here
I’ve been going to the same gym for about 8 years now but the last 3 months have been in the newly revamped form it is now. The old company … Read More
Gym Insights
I’ve decided due to popular demand to give you regular updates on the daily goings on at my local gym. It’s a bit like visiting the local zoo as the … Read More
Hairdressing And Sex Therapy
I go to have my nails done every 3 weeks, it’s one of my indulgences, a treat for my hard work. The nail bar is part of a large hair … Read More
You Know It When Things Don’t Seem Right
I was totally amazed when I read the story in The Mail about Melissa Smeaton’s discovery that her boyfriend had been unfaithful. Apparently, love rat Richard Antony had promised to … Read More