Have Cock Will Travel

I was having a browse around the Internet the other day and discovered this novelty. Is novelty the correct term? I’m not sure. Anyway, I digress.

Mr Limpy is available in 4 sizes and two colours. At first I laughed at the thought but then I began to think of the uses for this guy. As well as being a novelty purchase, one which would be fun for a Hen Night I think it may be useful as a propholactic.

If you require a little bit more packaging in the trouser department it would make an ideal insert for the front of your trousers. And being available in 4 sizes, there is bound to be one which fits in to your underwear nicely. 😉

It could also be used like a stress ball, instead of squeezing it you could slide your hand up and down it’s shaft. Oooh, you can tell I have given this far too much thought. Lol

I didn’t realise until I looked at some of the images on the site that this dick stretches much like Stretch Armstrong. Although I’m not sure why, could it be so that you can auto felate? Ok, I was just wondering! ;0

Tags: Mr Limpy, Fleshlight, Stretch ArmStrong