More Jizz Biz

By | August 25, 2006

I was over at Mr Fabs this morning and he was talking about the latest influx of adult spam he had received in his mail. We all get it don’t we. Lately I have been inundated with erection inducing drugs. I’ve had so many offers that I am starting to wish I had a dick of my own. LOL No offence Alex.

These preparations must be helpful to some but I don’t want to improve my erections, neither does Alex. *wink* And I do wish they would learn how to spell erection properly, something doesn’t look right here “erecxction”. Hehehe.

He mentions a drug beginning with “S”, which I am not going to give advertising space to here. It sounds very intriguing. A sperm enhancing product…now that got my attention.

First I did a little research in to ejaculation. Male orgasms are usually about 17 seconds in duration but can be anything from a few seconds to a full minute (you lucky sod). During which time the amount of ejaculate ranges between a teaspoon and a tablespoon in volume.

I’m not sure how much Alex ejaculates because it usually ends up inside me or being swallowed. He would probably be well under capacity due to the frequency we have sex, on a bad day it may only be once. 🙁 On a good day four or more times. 🙂 So maybe he only emits by the teaspoon on a good day.

If we could both go without fucking for a day I could probably research this better. But we can’t so I won’t even go there. LOL

S’s hook line is “Ever wanted to ejaculate like a porn star”. Strangely enough I felt compelled to read on. I never really thought about it before but there are some quite good ejaculators out there in the porn industry. I’ve made a habit of watching them for years. 😀 I always thought they abstained from sex for a few days prior to shooting (pun intended) to increase their volume. I needed to learn more.

One of the testimonials for S came from a couple that like to shoot their own porn videos and he claims that his ejaculation has improved significantly. His money shots only used to be worth a dollar, now he claims that a veteran porn star would be jealous.

At this point can I just add, if there are any producers of this potion reading this who would like us to selflessly trial this for them, in the name of science Alex and I would like to offer. LOL

The promo material says there are no side effects from taking this. Well one came to my mind, a smile stretching from ear to ear and a very happy partner. Unfortunately happiness does cum at a price (that was intentional) a bottle of 60 (20 days supply) costs you almost $60.

There are two main contenders in this market, the other one is “O” which has some very interesting ingredients. Below is a list of ingredients for both.

S: L-Carnitine, Vit C, Vit E, Vit B12, Folic Acid, Zinc, Vit B-6, Green Tea, Dong Quai

O: Tribulus, Yohimbe Extract, Epimedium, Muira Puama, Panax Ginseng, Catuaba Bark Extract, Damiana, Horny Goat Weed

I’m not sure which one I would select to try as they both contain ingredients of interest, Dong Quai and I just love Horny Goat Weed. 😀

My research has not discovered one way or the other if these preparations work. So, over to you dear readers. Is there anyone out there who has tried one of these preparations and if so did it work? Or has anyone discovered a dietary aid? I’m interested to see what you all come up with.