Hot Star Sexuality

Do you check your horoscope regularly? Well, I don’t. Sorry to all you astrology lovers out there but I don’t do horoscopes. Despite that, today I did.

Or tried to.

I was on a newspaper’s site, browsing around when I saw the horoscope section. I clicked on the icon for my sign and nothing happened, so I click on the text of my sign. Still nothing. Then I read the line of text underneath my sign. “There is no horoscope available for Aquarius today, please check again later.”

It’s a good job I don’t believe in horoscopes, or I might have got a little paranoid at that point. Did I have no future?! As it happens it would appear that all the signs had the same message. So it isn’t just me, either we’re all going to hell in a handcart or it’s just that they haven’t posted the scopes up yet. Which is odd considering something like a horoscope would be available well in advance of the copy deadline, don’t you think?

That aside it got me thinking. Do any of you guys use astrology in matters of love and lust. Have you picked your partner on the basis of the zodiacal symbol they have? Have you dumped someone because they were astrologically incompatible?

Do tell.