Fuck Me Book Fuck-Up

By | September 26, 2008

When Erotica Went Bad …

I agreed to review several books for a publishing house and I’m currently on my second and OMG! Now you all know me by now, I’m open minded and love to read erotica especially in my lunch break it’s a naughty indulgence and a step away from my job even if for a short while.

It’s a book of short stories relating to sex and submission and to be honest should really be entitled, strange plots and extra terrestrials. I read the first story and thought it a little odd but then I went on to read another and another and well, to be honest I have never read such a load of rubbish in my life.

Not only are the plots crazy, I know they are supposed to be fantasy but there is something very strange going on in the heads of the authors. For example one is written about a posse of cowboys who infiltrate a brothel, the soul aim being to free the ladies who have been corruputed by the madam.

The writing is so cringe-worthy, with cowboy references throughout and the terminology for anatomical parts, euphemisms and acts is hilarious. It reminds me of a rather badly executed Carry On film and must have been penned by a guy with a passion for chaps. And I don’t mean he was gay. Lol

Another was about a guy being abducted and seduced by the queen of the fairies. Now this good have been a good plot but it was more like a union of Playboy and Disney and I found myself asking why they actually took pen to paper.

This book should be exciting and stimulating but I find it to be a complete waste of a good read. I’m not knocking fantasy stories but please…don’t pass off some really bad comic book plots as erotica.

Hence I will not be naming said book but I do urge you not to put your hands in your pockets for this one. It’s dire.

Now, where is the other book they gave me.