Unexpected Sex In The Kitchen

By | December 4, 2008

I was in the kitchen preparing dinner, not the most sexy of jobs but necessary. 🙂 I chopped the ends off the runner beans and then it hit me! Not a magical culinary eureka moment but I could smell sex.

To be more precise, I could smell the male ejaculate. I bet you all think I have gone mad at this point but I haven’t. The seed (Lol) for this thought may have been planted by my last post In Essence but I don’t think so.

The next time you are preparing runner beans for your dinner, take the time to smell them and see if you agree. It could be that they don’t smell of cum to anyone else but me. I’m sure we all smell differently and pick up varying aromas. Otherwise, I suppose we would all be wearing the same perfume and the requirement for choice would be negligible.

Over the next few days, with my heightened awareness I am going to set about a mission. The mission to detect sexual smells in every day objects. Why don’t you all join in and let me know what smells remind you of sex and lets see what we can come up with.