Delivering Filth

By | December 13, 2009

I was thinking just the other day when I looked at the crates of toys I store in my bedroom which have been tested and reviewed just how long I’ve been pleasuring myself for you.  We are now fast approaching our fifth year.

Wow!  Doesn’t time fly.

Over that time we have brought you many exclusives and been the first to test many of the quality products out there.  And as the mailman walked up to my door today I thought how he has now become a regular visitor almost a friend as we engage in our doorstep chats.

BTW, don’t confuse this Royal Mail Delivery van driver with The Rammer, that miserable bugger is still forcing my mail in to my box every morning and leaving it stuck half in half out.  I had to laugh on Friday when I retrieved my mail from the hole in the door.

I received a copy of the EAN magazine,  which is great when read as an acronym but they had also stamped the top left corner with the full name…European Adult  News.  I’m thinking that The Rammer may now have a clue what I do for a living.  Lol

I chuckled to myself as I read Alex’s Venus Sexpo report in there