This may be my dirty mind at work but Suze just read out the URL of the website for the sink cleaner we have http://plugholesneedlovetoo.com/. Does that sound dirty or what?
I’m sure there are other sites out there, perfectly innocent but with dodgy sounding names. I tried the British Rubber Company, but alas their domain is registered and parked here http://www.britishrubber.com/
Of course you could try the United Kingdom Lubricants Association. Sadly they too have absolutely nothing to do with the sex industry.
Finally Googling “Tips on hooking” produced this http://www.golf-trainer.com/golf-tips/golf-tips-on-hooking-the-ball.html
Do you guys have any more?