The conversation didn’t stop at the point I left off on Thursday, there was just too much to cover in one post. My female co-workers are really letting themselves go these days, I just wish Busty would let loose on me. 😉
I’m going to have to come up with a name for the other blonde in the office, I think I will refer to her as Horny. She told me some time back that a friend of hers was playing around with the local vicar who seemed to be gathering quite a congregation for himself.
She said he had befriended a few parishioners who needed comfort following the deaths of their husbands. Honestly, it sounded like a clichÃ©d line from a film but apparently it is true.
Today she remarked that she couldn’t imagine doing the naughty with a member of the clergy and I pointed out that they are human just like the rest of us. I also added that he would probably be impressed when she shouted out Jesus! Whilst he was fucking her. She laughed.
But seriously, she now seems to have a bee in her bonnet about joining the local church to see if there are any eligible males in the congregation. I suggest if she joins your church you watch yourselves, I don’t think she has had a man for quite some time. 😉
Horny also commented that she had seen a programme on television the other day where a woman had spoken out against the “sexually corrupt” world we live in and said that people now were even engaging in anal sex.
To which she replied…”I bet almost everyone in the audience had done anal!”. I’m sure at that point my mouth must have dropped. I came very close to pursuing her on this one and asking had she done anal? I’m sure her reply would have been positive but I didn’t want to appear to be too inquisitive and alert her to the fact that I am unbelievably interested. Lol
Things seemed to be flowing well between us, we had relaxed with each other and were laughing. I decided to step up the action and ask the girls what the most risquÃ© sex they had ever had was.
Horny said she once had sex in a lift, I had just started to point out that most lifts have cameras mounted in them and the bloody phone rang. It was as if someone was just waiting to interrupt the conversation at that crucial moment. The conversation was then forgotten in the technicality of the call.
Then Busty stepped in and revealed that she had sex in the train station car park in a car whilst her father arrived on the platform from work. How kinky is that!
She then went on to tell us that she fucked stood up leaning over the front seat in a convertible car in the middle of a field. Not just that but they got stuck and had to get the farmer to tow the car out of the field.
Again I didn’t get chance to elaborate on the details because the phone rang and she picked it up. Will people please stop calling the bloody office when we are having dirty chats. 🙂
I’m sure there will be a lot more to follow, I just need to find the opportune moment to get on to the subject…be patient.