Author: Suze

No, you haven’t gone crazy, that picture over there is of tampon cozies. You’ve just got to love it! What with Aunt Flo about to visit any day soon (I … Read More

Or as it is know in other countries, queefing. I just learned that today. I know, you lot all knew about this expression years ago. Yeh, yeh, yeh! Naughty onomatopoeia … Read More

Well Alex got to open the package before me. Surprise, surprise, as he did use unfair methods to get to the post first. Grrrrr! Out popped the little box of … Read More

Oh boy, have I been hot today! I’m not talking in the sexual sense you dirty minded people. The heatwave over here just seems to bring higher and higher temperatures. … Read More

Do you all remember a while ago I mentioned our new neighbours and there ever changing weekend visitors. The cars that would pull up on Friday and leave on Saturday. … Read More

The weather over here in the UK is still exceptionally hot. I love heatwave’s apart from the evening (indoors) it’s just too hot for having energetic sex. You just want … Read More

Well what an emotional roller coaster we have both been on these past few days. I attended the doctors on Thursday and he confirmed what we already suspected, that I … Read More

Yes, you did read that right. Suze is late at starting her period this month. I’m not complaining from the copulating perspective, it’s nice not to have to be concerned … Read More

Alex was an extremely naughty boy yesterday, he broke the company rules and set up MSN on his PC. We can now talk to each other at certain periods during … Read More

For the benefit of Mr Fab The Oxford English Dictionary (well the one we have) doesn’t list piss-up. However it does say: Piss v.t/I (vulgar) 1 to urinate. 2 (in … Read More

Alex and I went to my parents on Saturday night for a bit of a piss-up and a BBQ, as you know they have just come back from their holidays. … Read More

After my pub lunch and my gentleman flasher the other day I embarked on a little a little Suze-retrospective. I could not imagine some years ago being able to speak … Read More

As a youngster I always played with the boys. Not like that you dirty minded lot, well sometimes but I’ll cover that later. I think it stems from the fact … Read More

My parents returned from holiday the other day and the nice people that they are decided to take me out for a run in the car a spot of lunch. … Read More