Will Katie Price Eat Willy?
Kangaroo Willy that is. I just read a really funny story in the Sun newspaper, not highly regarded for its in depth reporting but a good laugh if you’re into … Read More
Author: Suze
Cooking Cock
I can’t believe just how many bloody colds I have had this year. It seems like just as I recover I start with a new one. This current cold has … Read More
Porn Stars And Sex Toys
November Sex Toy Roundup October was a busy month over here at AlexSuze but a very fruitful one. We visited the Venus Sexpo in Berlin mid month, made some new … Read More
Lots Of Cock
I was watching a video of a gang bang the other day and it made me think. What is the maximum number of cocks that you can keep going at … Read More
Hot Anal Action – Figging
The problem, if it can be considered a problem…with being the author of a sex blog and sex toy tester is the way that your mind thinks. Mine seems to … Read More
There’s No Cock Like A Bad Cock
I may have mentioned this before, that I think this girl is plain dirty. She is one of the many girls I would love to meet. Eager to please both … Read More
Fucking Something New
Our trip to Venus has at last bore fruit of the toy variety. Just today I heard that one of our suppliers has now got one of the toys I … Read More
Mile High Babes
I’ve never travelled with Ryanair but if they have babes like this working for them I may have to find an excuse to visit the emerald isle. 😉 Ryanair launched … Read More
Girl-On-Girl Action
I just read that the gorgeous Fergie from the Black Eyes Peas is in to a bit of girl on girl action. And despite marrying Josh Duhamel in January this … Read More
Jane Fond-A-Fucking
Fucking Till She Drops I have just read an article in The Mail which has left me slightly incensed, I suppose the fact that the writer solicited this response from … Read More
Rubber Fuck Doll
There’s unusual, then there’s …
Christian Serratos Wild In The Forest
I haven’t watched any of the episodes of Twilight since it started being screened here in the UK. I’m not much in to heavily romanticised vampire tales. For me a … Read More
Cleaning Up The Cum
I’ve mentioned this before, we have toilet paper in most rooms of the house, placed in strategic places. This isn’t because we suffer from frequent colds in the household but … Read More
Howling Sex
I’m vocal in the bedroom and I make no apologies for it. I’ve never been quiet during the act, for me letting my emotions pour out of me while being … Read More
Watching The Babysitter
When I was about 10 years old we lived next door to a family that we all got along with. They had a son of my own age and his … Read More
Debbie Did Dallas
I’ve never seen the film “Debbie Does Dallas”. It is one of those films you here people talking about but never actually get to see. I suppose you could almost … Read More
Sexual Acolades
I have always believed in the philosophy “less is more”. Far better that you temper yourself and not be too overtly – I can’t think of another way of putting … Read More
Masturbation A Plenty
Alex was right the other day when he said to me “I’ve got to go to work now. It’s alright for you, you get to play with yourself all day”. … Read More
Dirty Talk
When I worked with Busty and Horny, my last job, we spent hours talking about sex and various things that had happened to us over the years. I have to … Read More
Sexpert Bandwagon
It seems that there are sexperts everywhere amongst us. Lol People like you and I who are qualified to hand out advice and sex and relationships. So why haven’t we … Read More