Author: Alex

We got up this morning looking forward to spending a few hours at the ETO show before heading back home. Despite the room being a bit on the pricey side … Read More

We’re off to the BBQ tonight. It’s been a hectic day at the show and very productive. For most people walking into an exhibition hall full of dildos and other … Read More

We’re off to the adult trade show this morning. It’s a bit of a treck but as soon as we meet the motorway it should be a pretty easy drive. … Read More

No matter how much preparation you do it always seems to come down to the last minute when you’re getting ready for a big event. We’ve been getting stuff together … Read More

Last night we got home, I cooked, we ate and Suze said “Let’s have five minutes rest.” So we lay on the bed and spooned … … we woke up … Read More

There’s a little ditty from Faithless, whose lyrics go something like this: …I’m a sexual animal, eat you like a cannibal, Crammed full of energy, I’m inflammable, Yeah, I finish … Read More

Writing a post last night I was reminded of something rather nice which happened to me a while ago. For some reason I was taking a bath. That’s unusual because … Read More

Buying Twitter Followers Every week we get about a dozen emails from people who want to move our sites to the top of the Google rankings for specific search terms. … Read More

This is the sort of weather where it’s too easy to get all hot and sticky. It’s nice in one respect to be able to show visible evidence that you’ve … Read More

Today was a weird day at work. I took the bat that we found in our garden last night into the office. He had his own little box on my … Read More

Long-time readers will know that I have a nice charcoal grey suit that I keep specifically for sex. Suze loves a man in a suit so it’s a guaranteed turn-on … Read More

The poor little bugger pictured here doesn’t. He’s currently living with us after we found him on the patio this evening. He’s exhausted, probably because of the heat and was … Read More

The BBC News channel has a kind of flattened weather globe which changes dependant on the weather. If it’s cloudy it has clouds, frost and there is frost etc. So … Read More

As regular readers will know we review sex toys, we also try and be as experimental in our love making, well experimental as our increasingly hectic schedule allows. I have … Read More

Suze posted the other day about the lack of yummy assitants in Doctor Who in the past, well, I could name a few, but one who does spring to mind is … Read More