Cum Shower
I waited for her car to pass me at the traffic island. Her right of way. Me waiting. Giving me the chance to look at her and imagine what was … Read More
Author: Alex
Office Heat
The traffic from the road outside had died away. The constant drone of noise replaced by the occasional lonely vehicle thrumming along the tarmac. It was about four in the … Read More
The World’s Next Top Porn Icon
With the passing of the legendary Bettie Page on Friday the world lost one of its few truly iconic personalities in the adult arena. Despite being a recluse for decades, … Read More
Christmas Sugar Rush
No, I’m not talking about eating too much Christmas cake here, but about too much sickly sweet Christmas entertainment. I don’t include in this “It’s a Wonderful Life” or having … Read More
Pussy Wherever You Want It
There are not many adult products that you could claim are unique. However I’ve just reviewed one that I think could be described as such because I am unaware of … Read More
Real Action Girl
Don’t mess with Charlotte Church. Tags: Charlotte Church
Alien Invader
Here’s an interesting thought. I was just washing an anal toy that we’ve recently acquired for review, and it occurred to me; Could you slip a butt pug inside your … Read More
Sony’s Home For Porn
Like all social networking sites Sony’s “Home” is likely to be a target for adult content. If all human life is to be represented there it’s a fact that adult … Read More
Christa Ackroyd’s Rubber Fetish
We were watching the local news this evening, specifically an article about a rich Yorkshire businessman who is giving money to various local charities and trying to encourage others to … Read More
Having the Mojo Sucked Out Of Me
I don’t know it’s the weather or the season, or maybe just the job but I feel like someone is sucking the mojo out of me at the moment. And … Read More
Svala Björgvinsdóttir
Svala Björgvinsdóttir is an Icelandic pop singer and songwriter. She’s also known as Kali. I’m moving to Iceland. Tags: Svala Björgvinsdóttir, Svala, Kali
Chinese Hot Housewives In Macau
One thing’s for certain, when Monty Python features a sketch in a tobacconist’s shop about a Hungarian with a less than reliable phrase book they identified a very real problem. … Read More
Cheap And Sordid Sex
I just had a flashback to the days of buying paper porn mags. Remember them? It isn’t the actual purchasing of the magazines that I remembered, it was the standard … Read More
Where Are The Boundaries Of Sex?
“Lay on, Macduff, and damned be him who first cries ‘Hold! enough!’” from The Scottish Play By William Shakespeare The boundaries within a relationship are difficult to define and even … Read More
Cum One Cum All
Eight reindeer stood patiently waiting, the hot breath escaping from their nostrils condensing in the sub-zero air. Three figures waited for the beginning of the yearly ritual. Powdery snow swirled … Read More
Fisted By The Government
So, first of all, let me assert my firm belief that the only thing we have to fear is fear itself — nameless, unreasoning, unjustified terror which paralyzes needed efforts … Read More
Too Fucked Up For Fucking?
If you’ve been reading for a while you’ll know that we write fiction alongside all the other posts. We try to keep this place varied with personal blogging, articles, opinion … Read More
Look But Don’t Touch, It’s a Sin!
As I mentioned Suze came home from work with a bottle of wine, which she gave to me as a compensation for being in on my own. After I pointed … Read More
Suze, Busty and A Night of Free Booze
Well, it’s Christmas time and the girls are going out partying tonight. Leaving poor old me in on my own, with the cat. Fat lot of company he is. Oh … Read More
Handcuffed And Restrained, But Consenting
The recent case of Boy George (George O’Dowd) underlines the difficulties in proving that a sexual act that you are involved in has the consent of all parties. While the … Read More