Fetish Fantasy Beginner’s Strap-On Sex
Suze has developed a fascination with shoving things up my arse. So the chance to try a Beginner’s Strap-On was an opportunity that she wasn’t about to pass up. The Beginner’s … Read More
Author: Alex
Get Up, Get In …
Well almost. I’ve successfully upgraded the WordPress blog over at A-Rouse.com. The only problem I have is that the character set/collation order used when the DB was originally transferred from … Read More
Getting All Techy On Your Ass
A-Rouse.com is suffering a little from being on an old version of WordPress at the moment so I’m upgrading it now. I swear at it a lot because the editor … Read More
The Rhythm Of Sex
The train pulled away from the station and began to build up speed. Around the sparsely populated carriage our fellow passengers settled themselves for a long journey. A winter night, … Read More
Sneaky Photos of Sienna Miller
Here’s a notice to all papps out there: If you’d like to come and camp outside my house for a couple of years to take pointless, blurry photos of me … Read More
The Colour Of Sex
Trying to describe my synaesthesia to anyone is difficult because even two synaesthetes experience sensation and the mixing of the sense differently. Hell, synaesthesia is often written as synesthesia so … Read More
Sex Life, This Is Not Surreal
Today is the 100th birthday of René Magritte surrealist artists. One of his most famous paintings “Ceci N’est pas une pipe” had me thinking again. The contradiction and clarification in … Read More
Retro Porn, Again, And Again, And Again …
Porn in the 1970s was, until recently, regarded as a bit of a joke. And by many I suppose it still is. But to others it’s a trip down memory … Read More
Underwear Model Karolina Kurkova’s Dark Secret
Here’s an interesting one for you. Underwear model Karolina Kurkova has no navel. This article on the BBC’s news website explains the puzzle and the possible reasons for the absence … Read More
Getting Into The Olsen Twins
No, not like that, before you ask. Strange isn’t it how you can go through life totally oblivious of someone (or in this case two someones) while the rest of … Read More
Just Plain Fucked Up
Can someone please explain this to me? We decided to go out today and do a little Christmas shopping. Logic dictating that it was midweek, no school holidays and therefore … Read More
Chocolate Teasing
I was on the road yesterday, navigating one of our more congested stretches of motorway. After crawling for fifteen miles behind a Polish HGV and now knowing its address in … Read More
Christmas Is Cumming
It’s often difficult deciding what to buy your partner for Christmas. And if you want to buy them something a bit naughty it’s even worse. You want to get them … Read More
Living In Sin
We drove back from Salisbury today. Well, when I say we I mean I drove back from Salisbury. Suze’s clutch foot is in no state for driving. She had it … Read More
Room Service!
I just spent more than four hours driving to one of England’s most famous cathedral cities. Why? Well, quite honestly it was a bit by accident. We had decided to … Read More
Dirty, Dirty Fukker
I got the chance to interview James from Dirty Fukker Underwear recently. I’ve posted the interview on A-Rouse.com. Writing it up reminded me that I hadn’t worn my Dirty Fukker … Read More
James Blunt Buggery Shocker
The one show is fast becoming a very dangerous place for TV personalities to be. Once the home of very safe, very family oriented entertainment the producers might be wondering … Read More
Spanish Lust
Suze gets to letch so do I. I prefer this in Spanish, I think she always sings better in Spanish. Unfortunately the audio on this video is a bit suspect. … Read More
White House Fantasies Of The Sexual Kind
Busty was in a bit of a quandary today as to what to do about her waster boyfriend. He treats her like shit and only cares about himself. He spends … Read More
MySpace Hotties
I don’t believe that every single female on MySpace looks like their avatar image. That’s not to say that I believe that most of them look absolutely beautiful, but there … Read More