Fucked By A Fly-Boy
Friday, 07 July 1944, Arnold MO, USA Harry finished checking the last firing pin and placed it carefully in its transport crate, with eleven others. He nailed the lid shut. … Read More
Author: Alex
Fucked By The Machine
Well, all went swimmingly until, about 24 hours after the new template went live and for some reason it fell over. I’m still working on why our copy of WordPress … Read More
Sex Scandals And Russian Truth
The newspaper Правда (Eng. Pravda) or “The Truth” in Russian provided me with a little giggle tonight. Before I explain why let me explain my opinion of Paul McCartney. Don’t … Read More
Blow Job Taxi
Headlights reflect from the wet asphalt. The deluge has passed but the world still drips and gutters still run. I drove past groups of revellers, freshly ejected from the nightclubs … Read More
New Boots and Panties … And Sex Toys
So, what do you think of the new look? OK? We’ve tried to tidy it up a little and we hope we’ve succeeded. Still black and red of course but … Read More
The Lady And The Butler
Mary bid the vicar’s wife farewell and heaved a huge sigh of relief. The vicar had married a young woman, Amanda, who despite being desperately dull elicited a certain amount … Read More
The Ron Jeremy Standard
I really do love reading blogs. Not just adult ones, but any, interesting blog. If you’d said that to me a few years ago I’d have laughed at you. I … Read More
Passion And Pain
I used to think that you knew you loved someone when you heart skips a beat when you see them, or hear their voice, or even just think about them. … Read More
My Own Private Sex And The City
Ever felt that your life is like a TV series or situation comedy? Well I have. I come home from work and ask “How was your day at work?” I … Read More
Paul McCartney’s Teenage Sex Partners
The video is quite long, but it’s worth it ;o) The headline above is a complete red herring, in the same way that the headline attached to this story on … Read More
The Housekeeper And The Chauffeur
The garage was red brick. The gravel crunched under Mary’s feet as she approached the heavy wooden doors. They were painted dark red, almost brown and like the rest of … Read More
Where no Gnome Has Gone Before
I think that regular readers will acknowledge that we are pretty open-minded and accepting here at AlexSuze. So long as it involves consenting adults we’re at least willing to listen … Read More
Extreme Headfuck
The Decree Absolute hit the doormat with a thud. The manila envelope holding the key to the new life she had worked for year after year. Beth was still young, … Read More
Goth Chicks And Graveyard Kicks
It’s that time of year again when I start getting all gothic. The misty sunrise this morning helped, as did the shortening of the days that’s becoming very noticeable. I … Read More
First-Time Porn
Here are a few notable firsts from my life. First Kiss My first kiss was at the age of six. I’m not talking about pecks on the cheek or lips, … Read More
Cumming Like a Train
Every orgasm I experience is unique. I assume it’s the same for everyone else too. The reason I mention it is that although we have a very fulfilling sex life … Read More
Secret Sex Toy Photos
OK, a quicky. Yesterday we were in the supermarket and saw the objects depicted on the left. Now hands up who thought like we did … that they’re a bumper … Read More
Hot Oriental Girls – Too Hot For Hong Kong
Yesterday saw the start of Hong Kong’s review of their obscenity laws, which haven’t been reviewed before the colony was handed back to China when the UK’s lease ran out … Read More
Phone Sexiness
I admit it, I used to smoke. A bloody silly thing to do, damaging to your health, foul smelling and expensive. See you can tell ex-smokers they’re worse than people … Read More
Deep Throat For Divas To Go-Go
Opening 18 October 2008 at The Hayworth Theater in LA, “Lovelace” the musical story of Linda Lovelace is bound to be a hit. Even if only for the curious in … Read More