Author: Alex

Leaving Suze on her own usually involves her getting distracted when she’s at home. She’s hard working, a perfectionist and therefore a bloody pain in the butt. However that means … Read More

I have a theory about dark characters. I think that they are attractive both to men and women because they are so dangerous. That doesn’t mean that everyone will get … Read More

“Would Sir care to sample our new fragrance, Aromatiqué?” The voice captured his attention as he walked past the end of the perfume counter. It had a timbre that, despite … Read More

One question that often bothers me is what differentiates porn from the erotic. Porn in itself is not erotic. It serves a purpose but can not provide the depth of … Read More

It’s big and it’s sexy and it’s coming soon. However we’ll not be telling you what it is for a while yet. At the end of the month we’re launching … Read More

For some reason I find all things gothic rather sexy. So I’m looking forward to halloween. And of course there’s been a kind of death in the family: It is … Read More

I love smelling of sex. It’s like swimming in a sea of airborne chemicals that tell a story of passion. It varies every time we make love, sometimes dominated by … Read More

I remember watching Suze pleasure herself to clitoral orgasm for the first time and it was something quite special. I said it in a recent post, there’s always something new … Read More

I drove into work this morning as the sun was appearing over the horizon. The sky was dotted with light cloud, the sunrise illuminated the clouds on the horizon with … Read More

We have watched a colossal amount of porn recently. OK, that is a little bit of an exaggeration but we have watched a lot in comparison to the amount we … Read More

I don’t think it was anything to do with the Higgs Bosons that might have appeared at the LHC yesterday but we had great sex last night. Everything just felt … Read More

I’ve had an interesting day to say the least. Got a reasonable amount done, but there’s always something else to occupy my time. I need two of me. LOL Come … Read More

Yew Tree Manor – The Prologue, Part 1 Prologue Part 1 We are the sum of our experiences. Aside from our physical makeup we are forged by our hopes and … Read More

I must be getting old. I have a cold at the moment. Bloody September and I have a cold. It’s the postmaster where I bought my car tax that I … Read More

We take stock occasionally of the stuff that accumulate sin our house. We try to keep things relatively neat and tidy, but that can be difficult wit the sort of … Read More

We were watching a porn DVD last night with a view to reviewing it on Sex Toys Buzz. The things we do in the service of our fellow net users. … Read More

Extract from a smutty rugby song that came back to me while washing the dishes this morning: The sexual life of the camel Is stranger than anyone thinks At the … Read More

When I’m at work I often get called by representatives of various companies. They use various techniques to try and sell you their products, some more desperate than others. One … Read More

I just read this article about weird book titles on the BBC’s website . It got me thinking about some of the weirder things people search for that bring them … Read More