Toilet Tissue Balls
Toilet paper. It looks kind of innocent, doesn’t it? We have a roll on display in every room of the house. Not because I find it aesthetically pleasing or because … Read More
Author: Alex
Blood Ties
This is my second attempt at Haiku, ever. I did a bit of research on Haiku before I started and scared the pants off myself. The complexities of Japanese Haiku … Read More
Even Better Than The Real Thing
Parts of what follows are true, parts are pure fiction, what might have been perhaps. Either way the names have been omitted to protect the guilty. The name of the … Read More
Luce D’Argento
On Wednesday night we had a wonderful full moon. The sky was clear save for a few high feathery clouds. The moonlight around midnight was so bright you could read … Read More
Danger! 1471
Note: In the UK 1471 returns the number of the last caller to your landline Riiiing … Riiiiing “Hello?” A hiss, a scraping sound. “Hello, who is this?” Impatient. A … Read More
Evolution Part 4
“How many this month?” demanded Penelope. “Eight, possibly nine, one of them could just be a normal missing person.” The words tumbled out of the Home Secretary’s mouth as if … Read More
Evolution – Part 3
Richard eased Mary onto her back. She tried to guide his hand downwards, towards her yearning sex, but he resisted. With one hand he stroked her hair, the other arm … Read More
Evolution Part 2
Part 1 of this story can be read here. Miss Clifford’s eyelids fluttered open. Her retinas were seared by the bright fluorescent light filling the room around her. She shut … Read More
Xfactor Vibrating Cock And Ball Rings – Part 2
I will be perfectly honest about this, when this toy came out on top of the votes I saw it as being a toy purely for Alex to enjoy. Well … Read More
Boys Will Be Boys, Forever?
We went out for lunch today at our local hostelry. Pint of Old Speckled Hen and a local burger, so fresh it was still mooing. Suze had the cod and … Read More
Risky Business
We only did a quick post this morning before we set out for a walk. The weather’s still warm here, but not as hot as the past week which has … Read More
My Aphrodite – Part 2
As I recounted on Saturday, we spent some time in Greece in 2004. A month for Suze, a week for me. While this was a welcome break for me it … Read More
My Aphrodite – Part 1
I original posted this last year, but the weather has me thinking about Greece again. Hot, hot, hot here in the UK at the moment. It brings back some great … Read More
Sex in the Afternoon
Much to my shame I’ve never read Ernest Hemingway’s “Death in the Afternoon”. Nor have I ever seen a bullfight. I have no wish to see the ritualised torture of … Read More
The New Age of Media For The People By The People
I was reading an article today about how online DVD rental is impacting on the Blockbuster chain of rental stores. Since January last year Blockbuster’s share price has fallen … Read More