Late Copy – Chindogu and Kenji Kawakami
I must be on a roll tonight. I was searching the web for something unrelated and this book cover came up. I was intrigued by the cat in the top … Read More
Author: Alex
Wey Hey It’s St Patrick’s Day!
For everyone out there, like me who doesn’t know the history of St Patrick’s Day, here is a potted version. Maewyn, the man who was to become St Patrick was … Read More
Cock Obsessed
Wouldn’t life be dull if we did the same thing day after day? No creativity, no evolution, not being open to new ideas. Apart from the mediocre pay and the … Read More
A Change in the Curriculum
I fervently believe that schools ought to teach underwear as a subject. To both boys and girls. Why? Well consider these facts. Boys don’t get near any girl’s underwear until … Read More
Roll Camera, Action
What’s the best time I’ve had with Suze with out actually having sex? Well first of all there’s meeting her for the first time. The day my life changed forever. … Read More
Getting Your Priorities Right
Youth is wasted on the young. Never were truer words spoken. I spent my youth ignoring the beauty around me. Being intensely interested in the achievement of goals without stopping … Read More
The Worst Idea In The World?
Is “Dildonics” the worst idea in the world? I heard the phrase coined a decade ago by dot-com types desperate to find a niche in the blossoming web world and … Read More
Here Comes the Sun
While walking across the office car park at lunch yesterday I wondered why, after ten days of feeling so utterly dejected I suddenly felt my spirits rise. It was the … Read More
An Epiphany – Sex and Bioluminescence
I had an epiphany of sorts today. Nothing religious, I can assure you. I’ve been trying for months to describe to Suze and to you guys what my synesthesia looks/feels … Read More
Ice, Ice Baby
Maybe it’s the hot weather but I have concluded that coconuts were a mistake. When nature designed them it decided that they should only be eaten by humans with a … Read More
Bohemian Rhapsody
After Suzanne had a little fiddle with me early in the evening yesterday I wasn’t expecting any more unusual action. Not that I wasn’t expecting any more action, it’s a … Read More
Looking for Clues?
Sexual activity has a tendency to leave a trail of forensic clues that, if not dealt with can lead to all sorts of embarrassing situations. There’s pornography, books, magazines, videos, … Read More
Playing the Pink Oboe
Suze and I made a discovery on Tuesday night about the possible origin of the phrase “Playing the pink oboe”. I always thought it was some vague euphemism to the … Read More
Hotel Rooms
I wrote this on Monday night, but wasn’t able to post it until today … I’m writing this in my hotel room. I’ve got satellite TV, a mini-bar, room service … Read More