How Dirty Can You Be?
The question of exactly what we should and should not publish on this blog came to the surface while I was musing over my lunch today. If you’re a long-time … Read More
Category: Non-Fiction
Non-Fiction
The Sex Police
Yesterday London was the venue for a march on Westminster against the new law regarding BDSM imagery which comes in to force as of 1st January next year. Possession of … Read More
The Slave In Need Of A Master – Part 1 of 2
The marble-white skin of Tessa’s cheek seemed to have an inner glow. Her eyes were closed, her head cradled in the chair. Her delicate lips were slightly open, picked out … Read More
Bearing All
Testing adult products and toys results in taking up quite a lot of space in our house. I mentioned the other day that we have now invested in stackable storage … Read More
Getting Tooled Up To Fuck
Not being a man I didn’t give condoms and sizing much thought. I have always been pleased with the size of my partners and only once was I disappointed. Not … Read More
Give Me One
I’m not a miss goody two shoes. Most of my life up until a couple of years ago has been spent pursuing the joys of the weed. Both my parents … Read More
Fucked By A Fly-Boy
Friday, 07 July 1944, Arnold MO, USA Harry finished checking the last firing pin and placed it carefully in its transport crate, with eleven others. He nailed the lid shut. … Read More
Fucked By The Machine
Well, all went swimmingly until, about 24 hours after the new template went live and for some reason it fell over. I’m still working on why our copy of WordPress … Read More
Sex Scandals And Russian Truth
The newspaper Правда (Eng. Pravda) or “The Truth” in Russian provided me with a little giggle tonight. Before I explain why let me explain my opinion of Paul McCartney. Don’t … Read More
Blow Job Taxi
Headlights reflect from the wet asphalt. The deluge has passed but the world still drips and gutters still run. I drove past groups of revellers, freshly ejected from the nightclubs … Read More
Sexual Mishaps
Whilst frittering away a Sunday afternoon last summer I began to think about some of the sexual mishaps I have encountered over the years. They usually occur as a result … Read More
The Lady And The Butler
Mary bid the vicar’s wife farewell and heaved a huge sigh of relief. The vicar had married a young woman, Amanda, who despite being desperately dull elicited a certain amount … Read More
Fucking Giveaway
We had little nephew stay over on Friday night, he was as good as gold and brightened up the end of a shit week at work. His conversation skills are … Read More
The Ron Jeremy Standard
I really do love reading blogs. Not just adult ones, but any, interesting blog. If you’d said that to me a few years ago I’d have laughed at you. I … Read More
Passion And Pain
I used to think that you knew you loved someone when you heart skips a beat when you see them, or hear their voice, or even just think about them. … Read More
My Own Private Sex And The City
Ever felt that your life is like a TV series or situation comedy? Well I have. I come home from work and ask “How was your day at work?” I … Read More
Horny Reveals All
“It’s always the quiet ones you have to look out for”, never a truer word spoken… Fridays at work these days are quite good, everyone is more relaxed than normal … Read More
Paul McCartney’s Teenage Sex Partners
The video is quite long, but it’s worth it ;o) The headline above is a complete red herring, in the same way that the headline attached to this story on … Read More
Hot For Cock
Well you girls out there are certainly eager to get your hands on one of the five Magma Phoenix vibes up for grabs over on STB in the FREE monthly … Read More
From Soaps To Soapy Tit Wank
Occasionally the girls at work will ask “Did you see Eastenders last night?” of talk about the latest plot development in Coronation Street. And to be quite honest I haven’t … Read More