Category: Non-Fiction

My girlfriend at school had a really tasty brother. You know the type older than you, long hair, listens to rock music goes to the pub. Probably has an electric … Read More

Strange what we humans look upon as attractive or arousing isn’t it. The most obvious features of a woman might be related to her maternal abilities, in either bearing or … Read More

Don’t ask, I don’t know what the heck this is all about. I just found it on this site. They seem to be caled “The Blue Noses” though I’m not … Read More

Think back to 1994 and the Wonderbra advert sweeping the nation with it’s wonderful catch phrase “Hello Boys”. Heading up the campaign was the beautiful Eva Herzigova. She had curves … Read More

I was reading through some of the adult press releases I am sent every day and it occurred to me that there are only a few adult performers who are … Read More

I returned to work this morning full of the joys of Summer…not! Why is the weekend so quickly over, it seems that you are just starting to relax as it’s … Read More

Some picture need no words. But in this case I’m not sure I know what to say.

I was extremely excited at the prospect of reviewing the We Vibe as it is a first for me and possibly the adult toy world too. This toy is unlike … Read More

I’ve just updated the videos on ASTV to include the one above. If you like this one, click here to see the rest of our videos. Tags: We-Vibe, We-Vibe video, … Read More

I have my work colleagues to thank for this post as they inspired it with their comments the other day. They were talking about big pants or thongs and which … Read More

Extract from a smutty rugby song that came back to me while washing the dishes this morning: The sexual life of the camel Is stranger than anyone thinks At the … Read More

I mentioned the other day that I wasn’t sure if Horny had slept with this guy who was coming down to see her. She had been very vague about it … Read More

A survey conducted by womens magazine Cosmopolitan on a group of 778 women, has revealed that three quarters of women between the age of 19 and 45 though about shopping … Read More

What happens to all the bits of film (or these days fragments of digital video) that are removed from films? The censor insists on cuts to allow a film to … Read More

Busty disappeared for a late lunch break yesterday and hadn’t returned by the time I left. I had to go to the dentist and missed her. And this morning when … Read More

There’s nothing better we like better of an evening than to curl up in bed with a nice warm cuppa. Snuggle up together … and watch some hardcore porn. 😛 … Read More

We all love 69, right? Well I had this little seed of a memory in the back of my mind that wouldn’t go away, a half remembered piece of information … Read More

I was horrified to read a story in the Telegraph yesterday about a young woman who was having a rocky relationship with her boyfriend of six months. They had fallen … Read More