Category: Non-Fiction

Busty, Horny and I were talking about things we cannot put in our mouths…and no we weren’t referring to cock. Lol I’m not sure how the conversation actually came about … Read More

Don’t ask! Yesterday was a dog of a day, not a dog-day, just a dog of a day. It started off fine with a few pieces of good news and … Read More

Alex and I have been writing frank and honest toy reviews with our partners for the last couple of years now. A good toy is not just about how much … Read More

Weddings are very emotional events by the nature of their function. As with all such times the boundaries between feelings become blurred and barriers go down. The women all look … Read More

I have always love stockings and suspenders since my teenage years when I would attend the local youth club discos wearing them under my nipped waist skirt suits. At the … Read More

When we first moved in together we began to experience each other “full-on” for the first time. We’d been an item for a while, but moving into our “You know … Read More

We all worked away like crazy this morning the business had really picked up and you barely get time to chat. So when the afternoon came round we were all … Read More

… please! L’Oréal ran an ad campaign for mother’s day that features four celebrity mums, Claudia Schiffer, Andie McDowell, Jane Fonda and Milla Jovovich. All of them very attractive women … Read More

Gothic Erotica draws me like a spec of dust on the event horizon of a singularity. I know I shouldn’t but, what the hell! This time it’s that Christopher Nolan’s … Read More

I have spoken before about my local Greasy Spoon which makes the most wonderful sandwiches. But I did forget to update you on the girl they took on, the brunette … Read More

A-Rouse got the chance to talk to some of the team that created the Magma Phoenix, the hottest sex toy you can buy. No, really, The Phoenix vibrator is heated … Read More

Vampire Caz-Cool Shades by ~VampHunter777 on deviantART I’m having a gothic moment …

My nipples go through various stages of sensitivity like most other women’s. The are particularly receptive when I am about to have my period and the slightest touch can be … Read More

In my post yesterday I pointed out that my clit vibes are very effective and that the latest one is probably the quickest I have for bringing myself off. Things … Read More

Clitoral orgasms are much more intense an experience than vaginal ones. The ones I have with Alex, especially the g-spot orgasms are very pleasurable but do not throw you in … Read More

I had a comment on my latest review for the Alethia last night whilst we were sleeping off the excessive debauchery and indulgence in fine wine. 😉 I’m sorry if … Read More

I’m a lover of the female form in all its guises and my tastes in potential love interests has developed over the years. For example I never used to be … Read More

I’m really getting in to Ashes to Ashes, it took a while to settle the new character of Alex in but I find that she is just perfect for the … Read More

We all know that Italians value their honour, the honour of their family and in certain parts of the country, the honour of The Families. If you know what I … Read More