Category: Non-Fiction

Youth is wasted on the young. Never were truer words spoken. I spent my youth ignoring the beauty around me. Being intensely interested in the achievement of goals without stopping … Read More

Well, what a weekend (Oh, I forgot the fucking in that statement). My period has finished, gone. And hooray to that. Thanks to everyone for their concern for my comfort … Read More

Is “Dildonics” the worst idea in the world? I heard the phrase coined a decade ago by dot-com types desperate to find a niche in the blossoming web world and … Read More

Alex and I are sat in the study next to each other at our large open plan desk. Both about to create entries for the blog. I am not quite … Read More

As you may recall I raised the question “Are my neighbours swingers?” the other day. Well I haven’t yet had the balls to walk over and invite them round. Although … Read More

Maybe it’s the hot weather but I have concluded that coconuts were a mistake. When nature designed them it decided that they should only be eaten by humans with a … Read More

I have spent most of my day at work prick teasing the office junior, it relieves the boredom. The only exception to this was the mundane meeting that we had … Read More

Bloody work! I’m shattered. I sat down on Monday with a carefully prioritised list of 5 tasks for this week. By ten o’clock it had grown to twelve tasks, and … Read More

After Suzanne had a little fiddle with me early in the evening yesterday I wasn’t expecting any more unusual action. Not that I wasn’t expecting any more action, it’s a … Read More

The weather has become increasingly hot over the past few days. Now I can hear you all thinking that is a good thing. However it can play havoc with your … Read More

Sexual activity has a tendency to leave a trail of forensic clues that, if not dealt with can lead to all sorts of embarrassing situations. There’s pornography, books, magazines, videos, … Read More

My mind wandered to encounters of surreptitious sex as I mowed the lawn on this afternoon. Most of them occurred when Alex and I started going out with each other. … Read More

Suze and I made a discovery on Tuesday night about the possible origin of the phrase “Playing the pink oboe”. I always thought it was some vague euphemism to the … Read More

I woke up early this morning, this is not unusual for me and it gives me a chance to have a good screw before starting the day. Alex turned and … Read More

I remember my first true sexual encounter was when I reached the tender age of 11. Prior to that I had a voyage of discovery with a next-door neighbour when … Read More