Blood Ties
This is my second attempt at Haiku, ever. I did a bit of research on Haiku before I started and scared the pants off myself. The complexities of Japanese Haiku … Read More
Even Better Than The Real Thing
Parts of what follows are true, parts are pure fiction, what might have been perhaps. Either way the names have been omitted to protect the guilty. The name of the … Read More
Early Morning Sex Burglar
After leaving school with my A levels I took up a couple of courses at college. I somehow wasn’t ready to go in to the big wide world and get … Read More
Luce D’Argento
On Wednesday night we had a wonderful full moon. The sky was clear save for a few high feathery clouds. The moonlight around midnight was so bright you could read … Read More
Danger! 1471
Note: In the UK 1471 returns the number of the last caller to your landline Riiiing … Riiiiing “Hello?” A hiss, a scraping sound. “Hello, who is this?” Impatient. A … Read More
Splitting Hairs
(Or hares 🙂 ) Aghhh! Ok, it’s not the usual way to start a post but I have just checked out my boobs and…I hate to admit it, I found … Read More
Neoprene Me
“Now who would have thought that a trip to the local supermarket would have started me off on a new kink… We did the usual boring shopping trip. Pre planned … Read More
Evolution Part 4
“How many this month?” demanded Penelope. “Eight, possibly nine, one of them could just be a normal missing person.” The words tumbled out of the Home Secretary’s mouth as if … Read More
Is It A Beaver Or A Badger?
Today if you haven’t already guessed I want to venture in to the pubic region. I’m just such a naughty girl and you can spank me for it later. 😉 … Read More
Evolution – Part 3
Richard eased Mary onto her back. She tried to guide his hand downwards, towards her yearning sex, but he resisted. With one hand he stroked her hair, the other arm … Read More
Evolution Part 2
Part 1 of this story can be read here. Miss Clifford’s eyelids fluttered open. Her retinas were seared by the bright fluorescent light filling the room around her. She shut … Read More
Women’s Problems … Period.
No, you haven’t gone crazy, that picture over there is of tampon cozies. You’ve just got to love it! What with Aunt Flo about to visit any day soon (I … Read More
Fanny Farts
Or as it is know in other countries, queefing. I just learned that today. I know, you lot all knew about this expression years ago. Yeh, yeh, yeh! Naughty onomatopoeia … Read More
CFNM, What Does That Mean?
Until recently I had no idea what this acronym stood for. The best part about it, is that I have unknowingly taken part in this activity. Not just once but … Read More
Xfactor Vibrating Cock And Ball Rings – Part 2
I will be perfectly honest about this, when this toy came out on top of the votes I saw it as being a toy purely for Alex to enjoy. Well … Read More
Ring Ring Buzzzz
Well Alex got to open the package before me. Surprise, surprise, as he did use unfair methods to get to the post first. Grrrrr! Out popped the little box of … Read More
Sun, Sex And More Sun
Oh boy, have I been hot today! I’m not talking in the sexual sense you dirty minded people. The heatwave over here just seems to bring higher and higher temperatures. … Read More