A Change in the Curriculum
I fervently believe that schools ought to teach underwear as a subject. To both boys and girls. Why? Well consider these facts. Boys don’t get near any girl’s underwear until … Read More
A Little Bit Of Hanky Panky
It’s amazing, no matter how long you are on this earth there is always something new to learn in the world of sex. I was watching a television program the … Read More
Roll Camera, Action
What’s the best time I’ve had with Suze with out actually having sex? Well first of all there’s meeting her for the first time. The day my life changed forever. … Read More
Getting Your Priorities Right
Youth is wasted on the young. Never were truer words spoken. I spent my youth ignoring the beauty around me. Being intensely interested in the achievement of goals without stopping … Read More
Guess Who’s Back…
Well, what a weekend (Oh, I forgot the fucking in that statement). My period has finished, gone. And hooray to that. Thanks to everyone for their concern for my comfort … Read More
The Worst Idea In The World?
Is “Dildonics” the worst idea in the world? I heard the phrase coined a decade ago by dot-com types desperate to find a niche in the blossoming web world and … Read More
Feet First, Walking In Michael’s Shoes
Our regular readers will have read my first article relating to foot fetishism. This entry was supported by a fellow blogger Feetman78, who published an article relating to the subject … Read More
Toothing. The Truth is Out There. I Think …
You are now aware of dogging if you have been reading here for a while. If not see the this article. Well the UK brought yet another to the fore … Read More
Here Comes the Sun
While walking across the office car park at lunch yesterday I wondered why, after ten days of feeling so utterly dejected I suddenly felt my spirits rise. It was the … Read More
Will You Take This Down Please?
Alex and I are sat in the study next to each other at our large open plan desk. Both about to create entries for the blog. I am not quite … Read More
An Epiphany – Sex and Bioluminescence
I had an epiphany of sorts today. Nothing religious, I can assure you. I’ve been trying for months to describe to Suze and to you guys what my synesthesia looks/feels … Read More
Neighbours, Everybody Needs Good …
As you may recall I raised the question “Are my neighbours swingers?” the other day. Well I haven’t yet had the balls to walk over and invite them round. Although … Read More
Men (Women) & Motors
Dogging seems (pardon the pun, again) to be hot in the UK, and I have read that it is becoming popular in of all places New Zealand. For the uninitiated … Read More
Ice, Ice Baby
Maybe it’s the hot weather but I have concluded that coconuts were a mistake. When nature designed them it decided that they should only be eaten by humans with a … Read More
Office Tease
I have spent most of my day at work prick teasing the office junior, it relieves the boredom. The only exception to this was the mundane meeting that we had … Read More
Bohemian Rhapsody
After Suzanne had a little fiddle with me early in the evening yesterday I wasn’t expecting any more unusual action. Not that I wasn’t expecting any more action, it’s a … Read More
Grasp It By The Horn
The weather has become increasingly hot over the past few days. Now I can hear you all thinking that is a good thing. However it can play havoc with your … Read More
For King and Cuntry
We’ve been invited to a friend’s annual fancy dress party in a couple of weeks. I don’t know if we’ll get time to go. I’ve got to get a summer … Read More
Looking for Clues?
Sexual activity has a tendency to leave a trail of forensic clues that, if not dealt with can lead to all sorts of embarrassing situations. There’s pornography, books, magazines, videos, … Read More