Boys Or Toys?
Having tested a large range of adult toys over the past year, I now find it difficult not to advise people on which ones to purchase. Alex and I were … Read More
Month: December 2007
Chac Mool – Part 2
Jane’s heart began to beat more slowly. Her torrential orgasm flowed away, leaving a soft warm glow to cushion her as she slumped on the rough stone. Bills arms were … Read More
Real Amateur Models Required
“I’m a big believer that in most cases lex parsimoniae, the simplest solution is the best. Although there are some fantastic sex toys out there, sophisticated and innovative, often the … Read More
That Girl Has Turned In To A Dirty Bitch
I work for a very reputable straight laced company and have been there, as I mentioned the other week, almost a year now. You hear me talk quite often about … Read More
Chac Mool – Part 1
The four figures forced their way through the dense undergrowth on the rainforest floor. Their machetes were drawn, the light from their dim torches glinting off the steel blades as … Read More
Dirty Talk
Unless we have company there’s one thing guaranteed in our household. Dirty talk. This doesn’t just mean the sort of exchange you might expect before and during sex. That you … Read More
Sex Toys For Women – The Unholy Trinity?
For a number of reasons I’ve been thinking about what sex toys for women actually mean to the people who use them over the past couple of days. I think … Read More
He Was How Big?
Mondays are always slow and bad. You don’t want to be at work and the weekend went by far too fast. Lately I have found them to be a little … Read More
More Sex Morning Coffee?
I’m a little bit more positive than yesterday, just a little. I’m sipping my cup of coffee substitute and contemplating how little of the year is left. Then realising how … Read More
Sexpert, Expert – What?
Alex and I have now started to write our Sex Toy reviews for another online store, which will give us even more toys to test drive and give you the … Read More
Adult Industry CV
We had a busy weekend and despite getting a huge amount done, there’s a lot I didn’t get round to. It’s frustrating that as I sit, taking a break and … Read More
Great Balls Of Lust – The Tuyo Vibromasseur
Tuyo is a thing of beauty, so much so that when I opened the beautiful white satin box actual I gasped. Inside nestling on the blanket of black satin was … Read More
Bad Weather, Great Sex
Stuck up a hill in Yorkshire is not the place to be at this time of year if you don’t like rain. Well, that’s where our house is and although … Read More
Strange Thought 3 – Do The Neighbours Suspect Anything?
The majority of our post is delivered through the door by Royal Mail. No, scrub that the majority of our mail is left hanging out of our letterbox so everyone … Read More
Wildest Fantasies
Just when you think things can’t get any busier here at AlexSuze.com. They do. Work on the two blogs, AlexSuze.com and A-Rouse.com is demanding on our time, but well worth … Read More
Suze’s Pussy
Everyone wants to be in on the act and our cat’s no exception.