Four Men For Suze
As I watched the wonderful Take That this evening performing at the Royal Variety Performance before an audience including Prince Charles and Camilla it struck me just how much they … Read More
Month: December 2008
Drunken Antics
If you thought this post was going to be about a pop group. Wrong! I was thinking yesterday of all the things which have happened to me as a result … Read More
Something Hot In Her Mouth
The street was still wet from the early evening drizzle. Taxi tyres maintained a steady supply of street music to accompany the hubbub of voices on the pavement opposite. He … Read More
Alternative Kama Sutra
This virus I have has wiped me out for almost a week now. I must have had just about every cold symptom possible, sneezing, wheezing, aching, sore throat, tiredness and … Read More
Extremely Personal
When I left school I didn’t have a clue what career I wanted to pursue and was offered a position with the local newspaper. Don’t get all excited, it was … Read More
Very Bad Santa
Ellen watched as the queue dwindled to the last few impatient kids and their parents. The rictus grin she had adopted at the beginning of the evening shift was making … Read More
Period Fucks – His Words Not Mine
William Shakespeare – Sonnet Number 18 “Shall I compare thee to a Summer’s day? Thou art more lovely and more temperate: Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May, … Read More
Dirty Flirt
I told you about the office night out with Busty, myself and the four customers the other week. Just to recap, Busty had her eye on one of the guys … Read More
Where Do All The Pornstars Go?
This thought flashed through my head at about 12.15pm today whilst I was eating lunch. When pornstars are getting a little too old to be in front of the lens … Read More
Sex On The Brain And In The Brain
One thing you’ll see if you scoot around the blogosphere is a plethora of quizzes which often amuse and occasionally educate you about yourself and those around you. Of course … Read More
She’s Hot For My Man, I Hope She’s Cute
A Sexual Tryst You Can’t Refuse Well thanks very much to the guy at work who martyred himself last week by coming to work ill. Alex and I have spent … Read More
Is He Not Spending Enough Time With You In The Bedroom?
There must be girls out there who have encountered the male who cannot be separated from the television. He just wants to finish watching the game or he just has … Read More
Fucking The Loopy Blonde
I told you about the trip to the adult shop yesterday, while we were there we selected a couple of DVD’s. We are viewing around two per fortnight which is … Read More
Warning, These Girls Want To Be Fucked
I was buying a sandwich at the supermarket when I saw it. It seems to be a standard accessory, like the iPod, the Prada handbag and Gucci watch. A Mini … Read More
Short Skirts And Wet T-Shirts
Perhaps it’s just me but I am beginning to wonder what possesses some people to dress the way they do when they go out at night. Despite the weather turning … Read More
Cum Shower
I waited for her car to pass me at the traffic island. Her right of way. Me waiting. Giving me the chance to look at her and imagine what was … Read More
I Couldn’t Live Without Porn
We often visit our local adult store as you know because I mention our visits quite frequently. 😉 Alex and I only frequent the shop to stock up on R18 … Read More
Office Heat
The traffic from the road outside had died away. The constant drone of noise replaced by the occasional lonely vehicle thrumming along the tarmac. It was about four in the … Read More
Getting The Horn
Sorry I just couldn’t resist. I’ve just read a seasonal and heartwarming story about a reindeer called of all names…Shaggy. He has apparently lost his antlers during the rutting season … Read More
Sexual Injury
You may recall that I recently had the misfortune to sustain an injury to my foot which made it difficult for me to put weight on it. Not only that, … Read More