The World’s Next Top Porn Icon
With the passing of the legendary Bettie Page on Friday the world lost one of its few truly iconic personalities in the adult arena. Despite being a recluse for decades, … Read More
Month: December 2008
Come and Sit On My Knee …
We’re off out to do a little shopping and wotnot tomorrow. I’m sure there’ll be a queue at the local shopping centre around Santa’s Grotto. Kids pestering their parents to … Read More
Christmas Sugar Rush
No, I’m not talking about eating too much Christmas cake here, but about too much sickly sweet Christmas entertainment. I don’t include in this “It’s a Wonderful Life” or having … Read More
Pussy Wherever You Want It
There are not many adult products that you could claim are unique. However I’ve just reviewed one that I think could be described as such because I am unaware of … Read More
Sizzle I’m Hot!
Why do people insist on coming to work when they are clearly not fit to do so? This guy at work spent the last couple of days telling us just … Read More
Real Action Girl
Don’t mess with Charlotte Church. Tags: Charlotte Church
Alien Invader
Here’s an interesting thought. I was just washing an anal toy that we’ve recently acquired for review, and it occurred to me; Could you slip a butt pug inside your … Read More
Wet T-Shirts And All
I just stumbled across a new website, it’s not totally functional yet but I thought it worthy of a mention and our support. It’s the Fresh2O website which has been … Read More
Lets Be More Than Friends
I’m well aware if you are in the public eye that the pressure to remain young and beautiful must be tremendously weighty. Eternal youth is now just one expensively addictive … Read More
Lots Of Bangs In November
I can’t believe we are only days away from Christmas, it has come around so quickly. November was full of bangs and fun though. 😉 When I look back at … Read More
Sony’s Home For Porn
Like all social networking sites Sony’s “Home” is likely to be a target for adult content. If all human life is to be represented there it’s a fact that adult … Read More
Lusty Busty
It was our big night out o Tuesday with some clients who were treating Busty and myself to dinner. They called us to let us know that we needed to … Read More
Christa Ackroyd’s Rubber Fetish
We were watching the local news this evening, specifically an article about a rich Yorkshire businessman who is giving money to various local charities and trying to encourage others to … Read More
Having the Mojo Sucked Out Of Me
I don’t know it’s the weather or the season, or maybe just the job but I feel like someone is sucking the mojo out of me at the moment. And … Read More
Getting Jiggy With A Younger Man
Last night at dinner whilst Busty was doing a serious bit of flirting with the new guy I chatted with his colleague who sat opposite me at the table. He … Read More
Svala Björgvinsdóttir
Svala Björgvinsdóttir is an Icelandic pop singer and songwriter. She’s also known as Kali. I’m moving to Iceland. Tags: Svala Björgvinsdóttir, Svala, Kali
Chinese Hot Housewives In Macau
One thing’s for certain, when Monty Python features a sketch in a tobacconist’s shop about a Hungarian with a less than reliable phrase book they identified a very real problem. … Read More
Cheap And Sordid Sex
I just had a flashback to the days of buying paper porn mags. Remember them? It isn’t the actual purchasing of the magazines that I remembered, it was the standard … Read More
Where Are The Boundaries Of Sex?
“Lay on, Macduff, and damned be him who first cries ‘Hold! enough!’” from The Scottish Play By William Shakespeare The boundaries within a relationship are difficult to define and even … Read More
Cum One Cum All
Eight reindeer stood patiently waiting, the hot breath escaping from their nostrils condensing in the sub-zero air. Three figures waited for the beginning of the yearly ritual. Powdery snow swirled … Read More